Snoopy's Top Guy

Somewhere Beyond The Sea
Joined May 2023
Do you recognize these men? I would do a poll but im unable. Dont answer so as to spoil it, just Yes or No.
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BlockHead retweeted
u can tell his chudass is reading this from a teleprompter
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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scientists reveal the noise
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These are my cherished mutuals and I love them all
I’m putting together a team.
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If I had a son who was 6'8 and instead of being in the NBA and retiring me early he was harassing people on the street for a twitch stream I would kill myself in front of him
6'5 Zachwaslive and 6'8 ChadGPT tried to pull a girl's number right in front of her 5'5 BOYFRIEND 😭🥀
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The concept of an StG-44 being more readily available than an AR is fucking bananas to me lol
StG-44 mocked up as an M16A1 seen in the 1990s Russian TV Show.
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If you took the ideology test and didnt get a proto-Fascist or Esoteric Tradionalist, or some kind of super autistic German guy I have some really bad news for you
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I love when Democrats do this thing where they insinuate being a homosexual is extremely embarrassing and demeaning, but then thats also a core component of their coalition lol
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If you have a Microsoft paint drawn custom anime pfp I automatically assume you are a sex offender and or potential mass murderer. You all know exactly the pfp type im talking about lol I dont mean the anime jugend.
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Once you interface with people from the 3rd world you realize nothing we could give them would ever help
My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food. They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching. They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.
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This is extremely honest and most of you are too retarded to handle this take, disagree with it or not.
You guys realize that one of the greatest joys of motherhood is never again having to do any of the tedious and unfulfilling social rituals you were forced to do so you could increase your odds of finding a man who wanted to have kids with you
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Twitter gets so much better when you shut off comments and just block people that disagree with you. This is a LECTURE not a SEMINAR.
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Men were never neant to know the brutal Darwinian machinations of women's minds in detail like we do with social media. She legitimately probably didn't even understand what it meant to say this out loud. What shes saying is "Youre not handsome/dangerous/sexually attractive enough to risk R-type reproduction with because your genetic material isnt that good. But, I would let you K-type reproduce with me because you have resources and are stable/non-threatening." Basically calling him a an ugly beta male pussy in the most egregious way possible. The female equivalent i guess(?) Would be to say to a woman, "Im glad you're not one of those crazy hot women i cant relax around".
In no scenario whatsoever is this a compliment.
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P.S. to all the Rick and Morty fans in the comments, yes, im aware this isnt literally what R and K selection are its shorthand you insufferable midwits lmao
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My dream life is being 95iq like this but im a realtor in Orange County
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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I love Germany, but man are those people Autistic as fuck interpersonally lol
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at first i was struck by his eloquence, then by his vulnerability and candor.
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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I really liked that time on Twitter when women collectively acted like they didn't know how this was an insane backhanded insult
In no scenario whatsoever is this a compliment.
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Big plans tonight
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BlockHead retweeted
I'm sick to my stomach. The far left is attempting to kill this innocent cat with a massive hammer. Their evil knows no bounds. They must be totally destroyed.
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