Samantha Blum

Within five minutes of inquiring about this jerk I've realized theres many rich and racists dicks, but not all are also a prick #Sterling

Everything is temporary anyway #90smusictherapy

Forever searching for the real life Jake Perolta

If anyone April fools l will rip off a limb. Not the week to mess with me #gotamadittude

Life as an only child : when your moms a great wingman #isthislife ?

Thank you @chelsealately for making my frowned upon life seem acceptable #oneofmyownkind

So happy I don't have to stay up until 12:40 to watch @jimmyfallon anymore

" I don't even have a signature I just doodle on there" okay Richie lol

The longer I'm stuck inside, the more promiscuous my snapchats become😳 #snowlonely

Having a bad day never gets better without your minions @kittenmittensss and #murphquake #imnotreallyabitch

All I want for Xmas is to be a senior in college again or maybe my student loans paid off. I'd take both #xmasmiracle ?

I know only I can make myself happy, but I always forget weed can do it a lot faster

Left my bar stool to hang out with my mom, yet she can't peel her eyes from city confidential #howrude

"I don't want to get I feel like a falafel " @kittenmittensss

When your mom thinks of you as here third wheel #thatswhenyouknow #ineedalife

Love the i07 update #SorryNotSorry it didn't work for the rest of y'all

"I think she hates me because I have blonde hair and I'm kinda slutty" hahah @KellySmith1

Just two dogs and me vine.co/v/h1e30WDH7XT