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The thing abt Mitch McConnell maybe being brain dead is that he has the decency to do it in private, while Tommy tubberville stays on tv.
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Everyone’s asking: can FSTL fix the reflecting pool?
We put our best people on it and have come up with a 3 point plan.
1. Drain the pool of algae and peeling paint.
2. RFK Jr. will eat the algae and peeled paint.
3. Remove Trump from office. xitter.gq/LePapillonBlu2/status/…
Brian Munroe retweeted
PREDICTION: Donald Trump's grave will be America's busiest gender neutral bathroom.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but liberals are not "siding with a violent gang member."
They're siding with the Constitution and the Rule of Law.
That's as American as it gets. You either believe in individual rights and liberty for all, or you don't. Pick a lane.
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After Italians give advice they always throw their hands up and say "but what the hell do I know?" Just in case their advice destroys your entire life.
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Modern Conservatism is basically blowing up your house with your family in it to make sure your smug liberal brother dies too
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Lauren Boebert calling for the abolishment of the Department of Education is like chlamydia speaking out about the dangers of antibiotics
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America: too many liberal arts Majors. College is stupid
Also America: please save Tik Tok. I make my living lip syncing while going braless
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Trump: "I'm ready for my next cabinet pick."
Aide: "Shall I get the Sex Offender list or the Russian Asset list?"
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If you were going to choose a metaphor for the 2024 Republican Party, a garbage truck chauffeuring around a billionaire traveling around in circles and going nowhere, all for a photo op, is pretty spot on.
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IBEW members in Michigan are mobilizing for candidates who stand with us on our issues: jobs, workers’ rights, and secure health and retirement benefits. Candidates like @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz .
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I sat on a bench outside for a while today. The sun was hot, but fortunately I am a Democrat, and we control the weather. I pointed at the sun, and it backed off.


































