Robert “Bobby Mo” Morris

Detroit Lions. Super Bowl LXI champions.

RICKS AMERICAN CAFE ANN ARBOR IS AN MSU BAR

I believe

God damn right

How will you respond @coachfitz51?

ITS GAMEDAY BABY WOOOOO

3 points of contact @Venmo

Bought a $10 white goodfellows tshirt at target for a Halloween costume and ngl this might be my favorite tshirt now

Trying to do no shave November and I don’t even gotta 5 o’clock shadow yet

Be delusionally optimistic

Went out for one last night and ended up breaking into my boys house and pissing on their coffee table

Breaking: Long time Tin Can bouncer (has one of my fakes) is on the move, now working at Mash, my sources say (me).

Congress? Like Congress the Band? Yea I love those guys too but why is everyone talking about them?

Just went to pound town on an international economics exam oh my goodness gracious someone please get an ambulance over to South Kedzie asap

Flip flops and shorts to class in November at a Big10 university

No no it’s great how it gets dark at 5pm and definitely doesn’t worsen the dread of how fast time is flying by

Told a chick I didn’t vote for Abdul El Sayed and William Lawrence and they just looked at me like this