beautiful breakfast wizard (she/her)
Joined February 2013
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Friends I've been doomed scrolling too much. Gonna delete the app for a lil. Please text, Instagram, or Snapchat all your tweets to me.
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Laffy 🔸️❤ retweeted
My doctor has been telling me for years that Diet Coke is bad for you. Finally told him “bet.” Did blood panels, then 3 months of no diet soda, than a new set of blood panels. Can confirm Diet Coke is not good for you.
Laffy 🔸️❤ retweeted
Жена сказала, что хочет "РЕОРГАНИЗОВАТЬ" мой ящик с бельем.
Но я разбираюсь в корпоративном лицемерии и понимаю, что это значит... МАССОВОЕ СОКРАЩЕНИЕ
Laffy 🔸️❤ retweeted
I ate too many peanut butter filled pretzels. They looked like little pillows but they were crunchy. I ate all of them. I feel kind of sick now. This feels worse than a broken heart. And I did it to myself. I did it to myself.
Laffy 🔸️❤ retweeted
Today, Brad Lander, rabbis, and other New Yorkers accompanied Palestinian farmers during the olive harvest. For that, they were detained by the Israeli government.
Harvesting olives is not illegal. The occupation is.
I am thankful that Brad has been released. But other New Yorkers remain detained, and they must be released immediately.
The same Israeli government detaining them has committed a horrific genocide against Palestinians, killing more than 74,000 people over the last few years alone.
The detention of these New Yorkers must end. The occupation must end. The genocide must end.
Laffy 🔸️❤ retweeted
doing this and repeating mantras like "i don't want to do it but im going to anyway" and "i'm the king of never giving up" is slowly rewiring my mind
Laffy 🔸️❤ retweeted
I’ve been detained by the IDF, along with a group of rabbis & volunteers. We were simply harvesting olives in a grove near Nehalim in the West Bank.
The occupation is a crime under international law. Harvesting olives isn’t a crime under any law I know.
Laffy 🔸️❤ retweeted
me staying home all day: The world is evil and nobody deserves anything
me after 30 minutes on the train and 10 minutes walking outside: Evetybody in the world is Beautiful
Laffy 🔸️❤ retweeted
Soulja boy tell em
Laffy 🔸️❤ retweeted
What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
Went to a fabulous Mexican restaurant with actual pictures of the food on the menu (!!), including something called Italian Surprise (i got the quesadilla rellena)
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