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Americans: please I'm begging you I can't afford my electric bill
Republicans: we're giving the lieutenant who murdered 34 villagers at My Lai a Smithsonian exhibit ✊
A lot of people who spend 2/3rds of their time tweeting about both sides being the same sure celebrating tonight like they know the difference
Jesus supported sex workers and would likely follow bisexual Latinas on Instagram were he alive today. Talarico is a great Senate candidate and an even better Christian.
James talarico caught following more prostitutes — including a ‘bisexual Latina cyberslut ‘ — on Instagram
Alina Lopez offers clients the full “girlfriend experience” — starting at $2,000 an hour — on her escort page.
nypost.com/2025/11/15/us-new… #TXsen
The only known instance of this happening is Barry Allen running so fast that he changed the sex of John Diggle's baby, and that was because he's a degenerate time traveler
"Who needs to be purged from the party, look to those who oppose me" sounds like a Magneto quote lol definitely a serious political figure who everyone should pay attention to
Hasan expects the Democrats to see him as a positive following the Haley Stevens news and reveals his next targets to p-rge from the Democratic Party
"Tomorrow they will be singing our praises..these things take time..the Democratic party should be kissing our feet..at the very least kissing Abdul's feet. We were right all along, but too early"
"Who needs to be p-rged from the party, look to those who oppose me..a bunch of billionaires including Elon Musk..every Democrat that is a Israel first operative, a cynical operative has decided to target me..so use that as a good opportunity for who we must target next"
Trump supporter. Insane behavior in any election but especially now with what's at stake. Curious if she's just incredibly spiteful or if we're gonna find out in a couple months she's getting a cushy job for her efforts.
Conspiracy Theory was the first rated R movie I ever rented. I had never seen Star Trek so I only knew Patrick Stewart as a menacing CIA agent who waterboards Mel Gibson while saying "Names, Jerry, names!" Incredible performance and something of a patriot in retrospect
Genuinely don't understand what he could be doing worse. He's destroying the economy and decades old international alliances, he unleashed a secret police force that's terrorizing innocent people, he's bringing back deadly diseases, and his USAID cuts have killed 100s of 1000s.
Leftist in Speed [smugly]: What if instead of pointlessly keeping the bus above 50mph we simply addressed Dennis Hopper's material needs?
[explosion kills everyone]
Replying to @kf_deadoralive @agraybee
stopping the red-blue trolley is part of the solution (which is ultimately abolishing capitalism). anything else is futile and will kill everyone. focus energy accordingly.
Every Hegseth speech is like "Precision...not circumcision. Ray GUNS...not gay buns." And then he blows up an elementary school and kills 120 schoolchildren
He also played Peeta in The Hunger Games and more recently starred in the HBO series I Love LA. Used to have a lot of respect for this actor
The “Tommy” show in the viral video from Abdul El-Sayed is a former staffer for Sen. Josh Hawley and the son of a GOP strategist.
thehandbasket.co/p/tommy-tee…
I wish I could read more but those fat cats on Wall Street block me at every turn
Everyone blames screens for the decline of reading.
Nobody blames the consolidated corporate publishing industry that made books pricier, more generic, and harder to find. jacobin.com/2026/10/books-pu…
"Actually he lives in a blue state where millions of other voters behaved like adults to make sure his tantrum didn't do any damage. Checkmate shitlibs!" - every argument defending this
Tom Morello (@tmorello) says he didn't vote for Kamala Harris in 2024.
"I saw how the corporate Democrat sausage is made. It is worse than you think. And there is a righteous fury at the corporate-controlled, money-controlled electoral system we have that is absolutely illegitimate. And people cannot choke down voting for a candidate, I understand it, cannot choke down voting for a candidate that's responsible for what happened in Gaza. And they just, they can't do it."
Changing the DOD's name to the Department of War and buying my suits exclusively from OshKosh B'gosh
So many people coping over this because it interferes with their narrative that Biden was a doddering old fool who gave Netanyahu everything he wanted. Maybe the fact that Netanyahu wanted the other guy to win should've been taken more seriously.
“The Situation Room connected the call. Biden jumped in. “Bibi, man, what the fuck are you doing?” He gripped the phone tight. “You think I’m Santa Claus? No Santa in Israel, pal.” theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0…
I'm from a very different part of western Mass that's 90% white and is one of the only communities in the state to vote for Trump three times. Nice to read a story about harmless lunatics instead of someone calling ICE on their landscaper
They think "secret" means politicians tenting their fingers and wearing the masks from Eyes Wide Shut and "public" means automatically brave and helpful. Which makes sense when everything about politics is a performance to them
People can offer whatever defenses of this they want, some of them are even valid. But imagine what all the pundits and posters would be saying if this was any normie Democrat. There would be a 1000 viral "UNIPARTY" / "this is why voting is pointless" tweets an hour




















