Parody account of The Big Fundamental
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I used to be an excellent speller. Not to the level of these kids though. #spellingbee #ScrippsNationalSpellingBee
I wasnt named to the all star team this year, but thats okay. My mom always told me id always be her all star.
If i was a coach id sure want Tom Brady as my quarterback. I definitely wouldn't want him as my fashion stylist though.
Season opener tonight. Speaking of openers, i lost my can opener. I couldn't eat my tomato soup last night. Might have to buy a new one.
About to be my 19th career season opener. I wish it was my 21st cause i wear the number 21. That would be cool.
I wish Drake and Meek would try to diss me. Im really good with rhyming. I read a lot of Dr. Seuss when i was younger.
It works. xitter.gq/athietesdesire/status/…
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I've noticed golfers talk to themselves in third person when they're angry. Third person is my favorite perspective to read a novel from.
Is anybody going to rescue Deandre Jordan? I just called 911 and told then about the hostage situation going on.
Whenever we have fights over something we settle it by playing chess...not with "emojis" whatever that is.
