a belly irked

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Heems

Does anyone have the Mike F/animaldrumss tweet about being “addicted to getting lethal injected”? RIP to a posting legend

[Gatineau bullying Ottawa] More like SNOTtawa. I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you

Someone finally said “Richard B. Cheney” three times

Ok back to not paying attention to, or knowing anything about, baseball

Wowee

Can someone who’s not a chud or a tankie give me a reason to be cynical about Carney’s housing thing he announced today because it seems pretty decent compared to what I would’ve expected from the Libs

Ok wait what’s happening

The extent to which this sucks is quite breathtaking

I like when things are brown. Sometimes it means they’re chocolate, or a dog. But then of course there’s poop.

was just on a flight seated next to the current keyboard player for [famous band] and at one point I saw him Googling the former keyboard player

Ok some of y’all gotta calm down about the fucking Backyardigans

Leah Gazan for NDP leader, just putting it out there

I am hearing that on his deathbed Pope Francis received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

I know it’s glorious

“What if X was Y” what if you had an original fucking idea ever