Programmer, cyclist, trumpet player. Also, not Andy Borowitz. @borowitz@mastodon.social
Seattle, WA
Joined April 2009
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Occasional light rain & 43 degrees for the next few days.
Thrilling, I know 🤣
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Worst people on Strava:
--The Zwifters
--The random activity loggers (you played soccer, good for you)
--"It's been raining for five days straight, I think I'll go mountain biking!"
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We'll be at @BrickMortarSF October 1 with our friends @TGIFunk
See you there!!
brickandmortarmusic.com/even…
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Thread of threads
This is a brief guide for selected threads. It will include materials on the current war and briefs useful for prognosing the future of the region once the war is over 🧵
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Same newspaper, different century, same energy.
A recent scene on the Rue de Rivoli: Cyclists blowing through red lights in two directions. Delivery bike riders fixating on their cellphones. Electric scooters careening across lanes. Jaywalkers and nervous pedestrians scrambling as if in a video game. nyti.ms/3A4SOHR
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I can’t believe they took down the Ghirardelli sign for repairs, put it back up, and didn’t fix the kerning.
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TGIFunk's TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW is Oct 7! Circle the date on your calendar with a sharpie, then buy a new phone. bit.ly/2u35sqB
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.@TRUEBE Come to Schloss Neuschwanstein in the next 40 minutes for an ass kicking
