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I use twitter to make myself mad and be a hater (and as a diary) and I have a PhD in Wokeness

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Joined March 2016
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i don’t know why the hell i’m still on here every time i open this app it feels like i’m doing something that severely contradicts my morals
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thank god he’s not
Boyfriend isn’t a Twitter person but he loves to make me laugh so he just writes drafts and shows them to me
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WHEN I LOOK AT YOU OH BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S REAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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they played two weezer songs at my work today and i’m still expected to act normal
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we ARE their whole world :)
what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world
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bro what
Supreme x Elliott Smith 🔥 Collaboration is set to release this Week 13, on Thursday!
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grown ass men really beat people up just because they’re a fan of a different football team than them
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we need to move the bean 7 inches to the left
A massive crowd of people have showed up for The Great Bean Push of 2026 in Chicago.
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the starbucks braised short rib is made of circumcised foreskins 🤣🤣
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five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred miiinutes
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i wonder what people did in the break room at work before cell phones
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i can never delete twitter
George Washington after taking an edible, listening to REM and then looking through the stuff in my pockets: That’s me on the quarter
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they’re playing the fall out boy version of what’s this at my work 😭
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you ever get so bored you go on r/laundry or r/chipotle or something
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imagine being a man and never having to worry about being pregnant. EVER. must be really fucking nice
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if they change even one thing about the letterboxd layout i am done
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this poster oh my godddd
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so umm are there any alternatives to letterboxd
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republicans are like why didn’t our message of “fuck you die” resonate with voters ☹️☹️☹️
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luigi mangione we busting you out brother sit tight i’m otw
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the snl performance of geese covering you get what you give is now the national anthem
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