
Regenerative Cacao & Coffee Purveyor @hybridhumanco. Flat White Enjoyer. Third Place Advocate
Joined September 2021
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Launching our first product soon: Ceremonial Cacao
- 100% Organic, Pure Ceremonial Grade Cacao Beans
- Ethically traded from small, regenerative farms
- Rich in Antioxidants and Minerals
- Heavy Metal safe
- For drinking, mixing, or chocolate making
Any & all feedback is welcome
The Big 3
And it’s not close
Pippen, Rodman, Jordan
Rice cooker is easily one of the highest ROI kitchen appliance
Was against it for years “it takes the same amount of time on the stove, why have another thing"
Can cook 6 cups of rice with the push of a button and it comes out perfect every time
Also don’t need to monitor it for all 30 mins with water boiling, turning to low, putting the top on, taking it off the heat etc
Flip it on before lunch go back to work and perfectly cooked rice waiting for me
Rice cooker is easily one of the highest ROI kitchen appliance
Was against it for years “it takes the same amount of time on the stove, why have another thing"
Can cook 6 cups of rice with the push of a button and it comes out perfect every time
Also don’t need to monitor it for all 30 mins with water boiling, turning to low, putting the top on, taking it off the heat etc
Flip it on before lunch go back to work and perfectly cooked rice waiting for me
Mom is a @Man_with_a_van fan so had to bring the parents for some burgers, shakes and tallow fries
Also tried the new chicken tenders which are ridiculous
Left them with some tallow balm and soap to take home
You have to be Indoctrinating your parents
Mold and glyphosate free coffee
Metal safe cacao
On LTF marketplace now
We just added @HybridHumanCo to the Marketplace! Check them out here for 15% off! labtestedfoods.com/marketpla…
If you’re a coffee shop serving cappuccinos and flat whites in 16 oz min you should lose your business license
If you’re low on copper, eat cacao
If you’re low on magnesium, eat cacao
If you’re low on manganese, eat cacao
If you’re low on feeling amazing, eat cacao
Maturing is realizing that checking your bag is way better than having to lug it around and deal with a bunch of animals fighting for overhead space and getting off the plane. Extra 10 mins when landing well worth it
The fiber craze is getting out of hand. No I don’t want 200% of my daily fiber intake in a single bar
Face got fried on the water yesterday even after using some zinc oxide
Then I remembered I didn’t take my Albedo. Won’t make that mistake again
Daily rotation of Gerolsteiner and Vichy Catalan, with some Fiji mixed in
Over a gram of sodium in this bad boy
Gerolsteiner for calcium and magnesium
Fiji for silica
Covers all your bases























