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Croydon, London
Joined February 2009
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Pre pandemic dress codes
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Yeah this guy just aura nuked Parish and Hobbs before dematerialising his own drafted P45
fucking hell the aura. This could turn our season around #cpfc Fix the atmosphere and we're winning Europa @CEO4TAG
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Le fait que les hommes puissent se laisser aller à ce point me sidère.
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Collecting this genre of Viktor’s face like Pokémons
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Manchester United Football Club. A football club only works when the sum of its parts is greater than any one human. At Manchester United that worked ruthlessly well for 20 years. You can then trace when the rot started. 1. Calling Moyes "Everton". Big time players started to call the shots. That Moyes wasn't up to it is irelevant, the sum of the parts mantra was broken. 2. Ronaldo return. Always about 1 player in pressers, never about the team. 3. The piano playing decadence of Alexis reveal. City announce Haaland in a bland statement. United went full Liberace to "prove" how big they were. Clubs on top don't need to prove anything. They just do. 4. Numerous managers, sporting directors, organisational changes. Villa gave Emery the key to Villa Park and Bodymoor Health and said "you're the expert, we'll bring in your guys". 90% worked, 10% didn't. The 10% exited without fuss. United? Every name is a part of the circus. 5. Leaks. If you're supposed to be the worlds biggest club, you don't leak to Partridge type YouTubers or local journos. Chose players and their character carefully. 6. Fergie. Liverpool ruthlessly moved Shankly well away from Anfield, to the dismay of many. Romantics rightly said " WTF, it's him who started this!". Liverpool board and Boot Room said, "Move him out, he's only ever going to be a distraction". Proved true. The cameras panning to Fergie every game did United no favours. Why? Nobody could compete with that man. 7. Owners. When you allow owners in who only want to use you as collateral ( Hi Mr Big Banker, we own Man United so we're good for the fucking huge loan we want for something else) in a transaction, you're fucked. A lesson that even the biggest clubs are prone to chasing the dollar from anyone and everyone. Time to protect all of our clubs from rogue ownership. 8. Four four fucking two. Attack attack attack. Sometimes, in order to find yourself you need to go back to your roots. United play attacking, swaggering football. Buy two great wide men. Two mobile and aggressive midfielders. One ball playing, one aggressive central defender. Two fullbacks who only defend and a keeper who commands his box. Basics. United do that and even now all the people, characters, noise can be boiled down to basics that at first grind out badic results as the mess above gets dealt with. Basics. Painfully simple ones. Manchester United Football Club are one of the world's biggest acting like a lost army after a great General left the batallion. Find your General , on the pitch, in the dugout, at the head of the company, then green shoots will follow. Sometimes, simplicity is everything and complexity is ruinous. The club believed its own hype instead of following its own DNA.
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Hey @grok , what exactly was he trying to prove there ??
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Are children completing the post match survey? Who at Selhurst wants this! The club is selling its “south london and proud” soul for pennies.
Replying to @CPISAinfo
Biggest fob off from the club ever but thank you once again for raising it. Doesn’t seem like they’re balancing much at all
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Speechless that we thought the bloke who took wolves from Europa League to championship would do anything but the same for us 🤣
Again Matt Hobbs should never be allowed near Crystal Palace
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Paul Rudd from Ant-Man (2015) vs Paul Rudd in the new Avengers: Doomsday trailer. It's been 11 years and he's barely aged a day.
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This is just like when David Tennant fans kept insisting he hadn't aged back in 2023.
Paul Rudd from Ant-Man (2015) vs Paul Rudd in the new Avengers: Doomsday trailer. It's been 11 years and he's barely aged a day.
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Milos Kerkez getting dropped off at Anfield by his dad, complete with a goodbye kiss, like I’m dropping my kids off at nursery 😭😂 “Be a good boy, listen to Mr Iraola, and I’ll pick you up after the game.”
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Lord have mercy.
🚨🦅 Sean Dyche is a front-runner for the Crystal Palace job should the club part ways with Pierre Sage after the damaging defeat to Newcastle. @mcgrathmike
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How has he got time to be fucking around on clipchamp like this?
Mikel Arteta says he has been clipping up footage of other managers leaving the technical area during matches. He says he has evidence of other coaches leaving the technical area more than 30 times in 10 minutes without getting a yellow. He was booked today against Everton.
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It really is a good thing he's a manager and not, for example, a serial killer.
Mikel Arteta says he has been clipping up footage of other managers leaving the technical area during matches. He says he has evidence of other coaches leaving the technical area more than 30 times in 10 minutes without getting a yellow. He was booked today against Everton.
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the first clip kills me man why does he look like that
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The first second in Harry Kane's videos
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before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb
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his nosey assssfghjkll thats boots on the ground journalism baby
Spotted: Paul Rudd trying to enter Art of Play, the magic shop in Brooklyn where Kelly Clarkson says she was treated poorly by staff. 👀 📸: BACKGRID
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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There’s a lot of nepotism in this sentence
kylie jenner for stella mccartney by gia coppola.
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