sometimes i don't know enough - they/he
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Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.
Not so happy, is it
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sandwich party was a success and probably one of the greatest ideas i’ve ever had. 10/10 would recommend throwing your own
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beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering
man i love beavers
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This video is clearly AI generated. The tree has leaves at both ends and a Beaver could not carry a tree like this.
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Imagine pounding a 30-rack with the boys here.
The fact that I cant do this in America sickens me.
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poop map has taught me that anywhere between 3 poops a day and 3 poops a week is considered healthy and that seems like a very large margin
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so sick showing ur passport to get into a bar. hello guard. i am a diplomat from very far away. please beer please please please please beer
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for breakfast we do something cool like have a cigarette and like a bar of chocolate then we go for work for one half hour two half hour then we go for lunch and lunch is usually yknow something cool like a cigarette and two three bottle of red wine and like a bowl of heavy cream
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I'm sorry this is insane. A person in 1704 would be completely swept off their feet stunned at the comfort, warmth, affordability, and ease of care afforded by a pair of knit Costco brand sweatpants
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I’ve never been so excited to have a new hole in my jeans.
ALT Crotch-shot of me wearing black jeans and sitting on my porch steps. One side of the inner thigh has been patched with a chickadee fabric. The other side has a new hole that needs to be patched.
ALT Close up of the patch.
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It's crazy that everyone's toes grow up deformed because wearing shoes which actually fit human feet makes your feet look a little like a duck's.
