Nikolai

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I've got you covered, supports both dialup and 2D!

Not my cat unfortunately.

When I die, I want @Amtrak to lower my casket so they can let me down one last time.

Q: what are you doing this weekend? A:

Testing out IRC over dialup going through low earth orbit satellite. Let's see how hilarious slack/hangouts will be ...

You have some competition...

Personalization from a few months back:

Been training for this my entire life.

Working on a console GUI to coarsely track objects on the surface of the earth, some fun with prototype.

From a simpler time before CSI:::Cyber was cancelled.

Using a PC without USB ports, take that cyber hackers.