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Joined January 2011
Blast from the past, only been a fan since 2008 though!
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Long may it continue, they’ll be bottom for Christmas 😂😂
🚨 Manchester United have decided to continue with Michael Carrick as head coach. Despite Bournemouth and Como defeats, #MUFC hierarchy decides to give Carrick more time to fix things. Player also informed. Up next: Chelsea-Man United on Saturday. Carrick will be there.
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City Football Group funding review, 2013–Oct 2026 • £100m new equity from Sheikh Mansour on 14 Oct • c.£650m owner equity since 2024 at a flat £5.9bn valuation • FY25 pre-tax loss £292.3m • US$650m loan due July 2028 theesk.org/2026/10/27/the-an…
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If City could rip Guardiola away from Bayern, then Manchester United, a club 10 times bigger...can absolutely snatch Luis Enrique from PSG. This is the PL, the biggest stage. Ratcliffe needs to make bringing Enrique his mission. Give him every player he demands and guarantee him 3 years minimum to install his philosophy without pressure. He is a serial winner and United's only hope.
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أفضل مقابلة شخصية شفتها في حياتي 😂 هندي تقدم لوظيفة تقنية بسيرة ذاتية وشهادات مزورة. ودخل مقابلة وهو فاتح الكاميرا…وكان في واحد ثاني جنبه يتكلم, والمتقدم فقط يحرّك شفايفه 😂
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I couldn’t give a fuck who won the BALLON D'OR pointless pile of shite. You’ve only got to look at some of the fucking clowns that attend the ceremony, tells you everything you need to know.
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The UK is done 6 brand new vans. Full front ends stolen Inc engine, gearbox, Ecu's and bsi. Cctv clocked them 45min job in and out at Leeds Citroen dealership
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'They have to make a new stand for Omar Berrada if he can sort out Man Utd!' | Pep Guardiola #pepguardiola #mancity #guardiola Full embargoed press conference on YouTube here: youtu.be/GW1O3T10KbM
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What a billionaire fan told me about wearing a Daytona
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Holy f*ck and just like their lives are gone.😱
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ALISHA SAMUELS MURDER-CHARGED MAN ATTACKED & ROBBED IN PRISON Footage reportedly shows Lawrence Johnson being attacked and robbed inside HMP Walton, just days after being remanded in custody. Johnson has been charged with the murder of Alisha Samuels, 26, following an incident in Newton Heath, Manchester, on 15 October. He also faces a charge of attempted murder. According to information accompanying the footage, Johnson was attacked on the prison’s induction wing shortly after arriving on Thursday, before entering the normal residential wings. Two other men, Carl Hardy and Tony Evans, have also been charged with murder and attempted murder in connection with the incident. The footage raises questions about prisoner safety and what can happen to high-profile defendants immediately upon entering custody. ⚖️ Johnson has been charged but has not been convicted. The allegations remain before the courts. Big shoutout to my bro @hmp_life2026 on insta for the video. Give him a follow for crazy prison content people #AlishaSamuels #Manchester #WaltonPrison #NotGuiltyTV
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"We will win the league if Carrick starts in August." 🙃
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Good old chatGPT 🥳🥳
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His first-ever trip to Old Trafford is already off to a brilliant start. 😂
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Give the camera man a pay rise 😹 #MUNBOU
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It’ll be City’s fault some how.
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We remember United fans thinking they had one up on us after “taking” these two off us 😂😂😂😂
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🗣Souness: "Its cruel on #ManCity. This is because of FFP, set up by the big clubs to protect big clubs. They've said, 'We are the big guys, we generate the most, let's set up a rule that prevents City buying the best players and we're not the big boys anymore.' Its jealousy" 👏
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Fucking wet wipes 🤯
Following contact from supporters affected by travel disruption, we raised this with the club this morning and have received reassurance that missing today’s game because of weather-related cancellations will not count against minimum usage or affect season ticket renewal.
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