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Brian John

@brianjohn428

what do you mean by, Reese's isn't a food group?

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2009
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I’ve peaked.
Brian John (@brianjohn428) profile pictureBrian John@brianjohn42817 Jan 2023
Replying to @frcabrales
Never a good sign for me when they laugh like “ha ha” … it’s just “haha” .. pls no space 😂🤣
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“THEYRE EATING THE DOGS”
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Someone needs to unplug and plug Donald back in. He’s completely wacked
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Appendicitis & earthquakes weren’t on my 2024 bingo card for the same week but here we are.
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Really ruined all my fun.
ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ (@ally_sheehan) profile pictureally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉@ally_sheehan13 Feb 2024
just learned that it only takes $27.30 a day to spend an extra $10,000 a year and suddenly my fun drinks and sweet treats aren’t so fun
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😅😅😅
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Iconic moment
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I feel this. Week one done people already trying to expand scope, offering no additional funding, & overstepping their lanes. Lord.
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@Whotfismick12 Jan 2024
WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!
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Logging on this morning
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Bojan Tunguz
@tunguz12 Dec 2023
Product development
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I wish I was a PM over this type of platform. I’d definitely do that for our users purely out of spite
Alex Cohen (@anothercohen) profile pictureAlex Cohen
@anothercohen1 Nov 2023
Once again I would like to remind everyone that the product manager at Zoom who decided that users should be forced to update before joining a meeting should be fired. I am now 2 minutes late
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The last two weeks. Me.
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Bois are twinnin on em in matching lulu hoodies.
Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) profile picturePhiladelphia Phillies
@Phillies24 Oct 2023
The boys have arrived
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Photo of Kyle Schwarber arriving for Game 7 at Citizens Bank Park. He's wearing a grey sweatshirt, jeans, sneakers, and a hat while carrying a coffee.

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Sick.
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@unusual_whales8 Oct 2023
Social Security's combined funds are due to run out in 2034, per CNBC.
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Lis Power@LisPower113 Sep 2023
Question at Calvacante press conference: "Sir, was there any concern he would team up with another small man to step inside a trench coat Little Rascals style?" Answer: "No."
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Great thread. 🤣
Paul Fairie (@paulisci) profile picturePaul Fairie@paulisci19 Jul 2023
The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵
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Forever & Always Steve Kornacki.
George (@gpdr0meter) profile pictureGeorge@gpdr0meter18 Jul 2023
Omg the reviews are coming 👀
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Her words. Pop off.
Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) profile pictureJoe Biden
@JoeBiden18 Jul 2023
I approve this message.
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On @united sitting on tarmac at EWR after landing on flight from CHS. 30+ minutes waiting for a gate. What a dumpster fire…
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Now we’re at 50+ minutes. With no definitive end in sight.
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Love not having air conditioning on @united 2297 as we’re stuck waiting on the tarmac. Nice and toasty 83° 👍🏼
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