Brian Robb

@bittonroadrunners Hmm. Not much road there.

A coronation biscuit for 95 pence... No thanks. But 85 pence though... Yeah, still no thanks.

"Prices To Help You"...

"Let them eat cheese-cake."

The police may need to update their sign: "Police Notice Successful Police Operation In This Area"

"Origin: Mix of EU & Non-EU Produce" Warning: Might contain anything...

The golf gnome was obviously under-par-forming...

How do you like your waffles? Pokemon themed.

Chocolate money deflataion... Happens every year a few days after Easter and Xmas for some reason.

7.50 and the the box of cereal wouldn't even fill the novelty bowl... But you do get a spoon.

Slices of "cooked pork". So not minions then? Aww.

Was one pound. Now only 99 pence. Sainsbury's - every little helps.

Someone was strong enough to buy 10kg weight plates. But the cardboard they came in was a bit too heavy...

Anyone else think the union jack flags and bunting everywhere looks kind of tacky?

Special limited time offer: free Sahara Desert Dust...

Inside a just opened box of batchelors cup-a-soup. Mostly empty box.

"I'm giving every household a candle for warmth and light." Pretty sure he didn't say that to be fair...

What's the expression? People in paper houses hiding behind glass probably shouldn't throw stones.

Seen this on a crashed car: "Caution! Undeployed air bags in this vehicle." So good to go, nothing to worry about, right?

First sign: "Cutting Through Mina Road? It's 20" Second sign 100 metres further down: "Still 20"