@bringbakerback

Currently unfollowing most of the accounts I follow and starting again. No offence intended, just trying to make my account usable again.

Joined February 2014
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#TameAScaryMovie They Live Quietly
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Like an unconscious writer #SlippingInto a comma.
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#SlippingInto vagueness like a thing into a thing.
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Watching Snatch for the first time and I'm more impressed that Mike Read is in it than Brad Pitt.
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#AllWorkAndNoPlayCan also be known as adulthood.
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Remembering the great Leonard Rossiter.
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If I #CouldGoBackInTime I’d do it tomorrow not today.
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#ProductPlacementInHorrorMovies The Hunchback of Notre Dame - The Bells!
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#ProductPlacementInHorrorMovies Ray-bans of course 😎
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Being knocked into the middle of next week is not how I imagined time travel working.
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#ThingsThatGiveMeConfidence My big boy pants.
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Here’s a thinker to start your day with….
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#WhyElectionsMatterInFourWords Prevents Criminals Gaining Power
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#MyTarotCardsRevealed that I wasn't playing with a full deck.
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#WhenABansheeStrikes out is he wailing for failing?
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#ItsHighlySuspicious when I mention the possibly buying a sauna and then low and behold I see ads for saunas in my socials. Weird.
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I have a Eufy security camera above my front door and you could literally dance a naked conga line in front of it and it wouldn’t pick it up. Garbage.
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A parcel thief could steal the parcel and my front door and the camera wouldn’t notice.
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Urgent help needed. I’m 45 minutes into Disclosure Day and it’s beyond abysmal, is it worth sticking it out?
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I still play the lottery but #ImGettingTooOldFor big houses, sports cars and yachts. A secluded house, dogs and peace and quiet is all I'd want.
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