Building software (Android/Kotlin) & breaking software (all things infosec) while absorbing a responsible amount of craft beer and techno.

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Joined May 2008
Working on something you are passionate about >>> everything else.
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Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to
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It’s now safe to turn off your computer.
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Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...
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No offense, but I don't think Trump's ever shot anything in "wet conditions" in his whole life. xitter.cf/lindseygrahamsc/status…
Really enjoyed a round of golf with President @realDonaldTrump today. President Trump shot a 73 in windy and wet conditions!
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Laptop battery: 94% 😀 ./gradlew assemble ... 🔥many minutes later🔥 ... Laptop battery: 71% 😲
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Fixed it for you, @realDonaldTrump.
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Sean Spicer as he tries to figure out if he's going to pretend Trump never said #covfefe or that it's a real world the president used.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. #OMGJokes
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You are only making him more powerful
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
.@realDonaldTrump They did. It wasn't.
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If you don't feel great about yourself you should exercise
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james retweeted
Replying to @McDonalds
@McDonalds I NEED SOME MORE GIFT CARDS!!
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random first aid dude is walking around the hotel so stoned. asked him what's up and he said "just making sure everything is all first aid"
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I never thought I'd live vicariously through my kids, but my son just pooped on a swing set & here we are...
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james retweeted
hey @siamusic im in your town is there a dog on a tucker box or something i can visit?
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Favorite comment of the #asiansensation tour is when someone told @congorock: "you're like a beast, and A-Trak is like Jesus."
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