@brokebackstan

regular type dude with a big ass dick (he/they) | https://xitter.cf/t.co/PFA65l8QEM

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Joined July 2014
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live from work trip….this place lowkey gives cult but honestly i needed the excitement.
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wasting your acupuncture session by leaving it and immediately going to get dicked down in a way that is terrible for your back >>>>>
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i still think she’s trans idgaf
Pop Crave
@PopCrave21h
Trisha Paytas as Troy Bolton from ‘High School Musical’ for Halloween.
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my back pain didn’t start until right before my top surgery and it just hit me how bad it would probably be rn if i still had G cups…..just shuddered
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if you herniate a disc with huge tits do you just have to k*** yourself or what
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so-called free-thinking gay people when you have tea:
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h3h3 situation is funny bc there’d be a lot less to discuss about it if they hadn’t willingly put themselves in the truman show, pantoptican ass situation of streaming their inane conversations all day every day
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like ok well you wanted to monetize people’s parasocial behavior towards you. seems like perhaps you are reaping what you sowed.
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i don’t know why i spelled panopticon like that. i was sleep deprived im sorry.
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her existence being an anti-repression parable bc yeah her body is tea but it looks so disturbingly wrong on her
Maia Poet🦎
@thepeacepoet99Oct 25
I’m becoming increasingly convinced that anyone who says that I look like a man is trying to gaslight me. As a reminder: the only requirement to being a woman, is to be a female (XX) adult human being.
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having a personal space issue on this flight that is making me want to Install An Earring
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likeee the way your synapses fire is biologically designed to upset you as much as humanly possible. what exactly about it would be a mental illness if it were not causing you problems….like hello
🎹- spinnileaf ⊬@spinnileafOct 25
do people not realize that the reason ocd intrusive thoughts are so distressing is because they go AGAINST your morals and you dont agree with the thoughts at all. if it was just a statement that you agree with it wouldnt be distressing
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i always explain it to the people close to me who don’t have it that it feels like my brain is self-cannibalizing
my melody at the rainforest cafe@raiinforestcafeOct 25
I do not have the type of ocd that people are talking about here Thank God but I’m telling you this fucking disorder is like an infestation in your brain. It feels like being piloted by something that hates you and is eating your brain tissue. And No One Understands It At All
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genuinely a plague on my fucking life. some of my earliest memories are me confessing nasty awful intrusive thoughts to my mother and watching her react in horror )before she understood what was wrong). can’t think about who i would be if i didn’t have it bc it makes me too sad.
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boss keeps saying she has OCD when she means she’s type A
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[hits you with the ocd that tells you you are a fraud + a liar + a bad person + makes you doubt your sense of self to the point of near-psychosis. + you gotta to live your life + do your job + act like you feel normal even tho 60% of your brain power is just that]
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women should do whatever they want forever but icl the concept of dog bed as a couch made my back ache just thinking about it
marieeeeee@mbpupOct 24
gay ass living room
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that guy who lives in another city that you have sex with once per calendar year is your soulmate
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photos widget reminding me of the time in 2022 when i bought oomf a nathan fielder thong off etsy
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Glenn Close in La Bola Negra
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something so incredible just happened to me that i can’t get into but if you were on my now-defunct priv you can probably guess
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