matt lewis retweeted
Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on
Replying to @DougDucey
I am proud that Arizona has been ranked the most pro-life state in the country. Here, we will continue to cherish life and protect it in every way possible. 2/2
matt lewis retweeted
it’s like the joker complaining about the terrible state of gotham’s water supply nytimes.com/2022/05/14/us/po…
“Resort Fees” at regular ass hotels is the funniest shit that ever happened. Hell yeah hit me with that $39/night for local calls..,
In all seriousness, is @British_Airways out of business? Anyone know how to find a human to talk too?
If you need the soft dulcet tones of Great British Bake Off…My friend Roger (not on Twitter) made this and it kills me…
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you all have some real intense reactions to "sheet pan dinners" and I just want to say, there are other more important things to focus on.
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nytimes.com/2021/12/06/dinin…
"Diet Dr. Pepper with sugar-free vanilla and coconut flavored syrups"
Food Editors: "How can we make people's life feel less joyous?"
The winning pitch by a large swath of journos "Here are 12 reasons why apple picking is worse than murder."
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Um, how can a restaurant in Brooklyn afford to hire a high-powered crises management team?
just know that from a very young age my mom ingrained in me that death was a foregone conclusion if I ate any food from a dented can.
Obviously New Zealand did an AMAZING job with regards to their Covid strategy, but I do not see how you can compare America (massive population, bordered by two countries, etc...) to a tiny island nation.





