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Joined April 2017
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Holy shit they put the Minecraft guy on NBC
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Ok now this is a fucking issue
update: the Rizzler is also stuck at newark airport.
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update: the Rizzler is also stuck at newark airport.
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GROUND STOP BEER @ JFK
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Microsoft yesterday, Air Traffic Control today. We must bring back Jensen Huang.
BREAKING: The FAA has ordered a nationwide ground stop, halting departures across the United States after radio frequency and radar outages affected several air traffic control centers and terminal facilities. The stop applies to all centers and destinations and is expected to remain in effect until at least 5:00 PM Eastern. Earlier, flights were halted at Chicago’s O’Hare and Midway airports. The cause of the outages is not yet known.
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Commanders win was a rig to set this up @zakenjoyer
Meet Sam Hartman, your new Bachelor. 🌹 Don’t miss the season premiere of #TheBachelor March 21 on ABC. Stream on Hulu.
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Highlight of the day def when @bertkreischer went nuts when he saw me. He’s somehow a big fan. Funny world
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“Bro the liberals are taking over we are so fucked”
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Somebody tell Rick Brunson this isn’t gonna right the SEO
"Blew a 0.25 and started yelling at me" –– Detective Madison aka Jalen Brunson to Mariska Hargitay on Law & Order SVU With cameo from Rick Brunson
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Tried to show my ID at the polling place and they fucking shot me
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Can’t think of a worse way to go out
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We’re coming up on a month since Episode 1. How much longer do we have to wait @CoachTomlin
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Are you interested in coaching 25 year old softball “shortstops”?
If anybody is interested in infield lessons in south Florida I’m available
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Only made it thru 35 seconds and I want to die
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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Dan Hurley was the OG sax guy?
Original video for reference of viral tiny desk AI video. Need people to see how impressive AI can be lol
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Too bad I wasn’t born a month earlier, woulda made the list
What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?
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Andrew Thomas can barely walk why is Jameis making him play duck duck goose
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Charlie Jones ruined the season
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