Strainy

Av no hud any lunch right

Spot on The amount of times a had to console Adam when Wilma wisnae in

My wife is officially an author 😁🥰 Publication date 18th January 2027 So chuffed 😁 pre order now amazon.co.uk/Furniture-Has-S…

Am away fur ma bath n ma jelly babies “I left ye some dad” Aw the black wans, Aye cheers 🙄

🤪🤪 ma kinda humour

🎯 🎯🎯 Looking for a new set of darts for a new lease of life 😳🤣 Anderson phase 6 or Manby’s new ones If there’s anyone wanting to donate a set that would be tremendous 🤣🤣🤪

Skint

Blawn tae f….. 💨 However landed here… Coral Island swally 🍺

Could bath times be any better 🥰

There’s probably more to come 🙄🤣 Boo 👻 🎃

Hame fur 2 🤪🤣

Oot wae the gaffer n nae weans 🥰

The new Beckham boots are unreal 🥰😍 As am an auld man I might buy them and just stoat aboot the hoose wae them oan 2 quid a week tho obviously

Man U wid drive ye tae moggurtsville 🍺 Fuckin horrid

K’it that hiy 😍

Question is…. Did i… A. Fall oan ma hole B. Hit the other rid guy square in the dish

If Lex had one word to describe the Man City fiasco……and as a United man, what would it be…… 😀 @GenuineLexLuger

Ahhh ma gout

Links in ma steak pie Get tae f… Whit a waste

Happy 4th birthday our beautiful handsome boy 👦🏼 Mummy daddy and roo love you so so much! We are so proud of you But that’s not how you treat Elmo ❤️❤️❤️❤️