On my planet everyone is a unicorn. They eat rainbows and poop butterflies & are really good at theoretical physics.
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Princess Bubbles retweeted
I wanted to share some of my thoughts on today's Supreme Court decision on affirmative action:
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FOX MULDER: Over 20 reported killer whale attacks in the month of May. The whales worked in tandem. Do you know what this means, Scully?
DANA SCULLY: No.
FOX MULDER: The attacks were orca-strated. Scully? Did you hear me? They were or-
DANA SCULLY: I’ll be in the car, Mulder.
Princess Bubbles retweeted
Congrats to Donald Trump on finally winning a majority of votes!
MANHATTAN GRAND JURY VOTES TO INDICT TRUMP: nytimes.com/2023/03/30/nyreg…
Princess Bubbles retweeted
Tomorrow.
ALT A sign reading "Believe" is taped over a door frame leading into the Oval Office.
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The announcers on Telemundo are crying. My lordy. What a fucking game. WHAT A GAMEEEEEE #ArgentinaVsFrance #FIFAWorldCup
Princess Bubbles retweeted
I can’t stress this enough: if you are watching this game on Fox you are robbing yourself of a faaaaar superior experience on Telemundo
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Thread 🧵
Elon Musk is a pathological liar, a charlatan and a Super Villain. I have nothing against him but as an investor in Tesla & Twitter, i have serious concerns about his long track record of lies, his treatment of staff at Tesla, SpaceX & Twitter. This thread is about that
Princess Bubbles retweeted
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but shipping is a highly intellectual cognitive process of analyzing two fictional personalities’ unique differential psychology to deduct a socio-behavioral reaction that will evoke a maximized positive affective response in the percipient.
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I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.
Princess Bubbles retweeted
My workers are union, have full healthcare + benefits like childcare help, and every one is paid a living wage. Proceeds go to community acts like tutoring underserved kids.
You’re a union buster with an ego problem who pockets the change from underpaying and mistreating people.
Princess Bubbles retweeted
"Yeah no I've left the house and am on my way. Definitely not still at home without my shoes on."
Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin has said that his latest Song of Ice and Fire book, The Winds of Winter, is about three quarters of the way finished. bit.ly/3TFDzjk
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Big Oil is ripping off Californians. Crude oil prices are dropping, but polluters are keeping prices high at the pump to earn record profits. The House passed a bill I wrote to crack down on this greed. Republican Senators bankrolled by Big Oil are blocking it.
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One of the most profound things I read in my original journey to ADHD diagnosis was what Dr. Ned Hallowell calls “the cough drop sign” in the book, Driven To Distraction.
I’d never felt more seen before reading this quote.
It comes from one of Hallowell’s ADHD patients:
