@bugcel_

20 something year old pisces who is evil ⇢ 💸 @ainegf | ˗ˏˋ @stalegods. ; Insta - bug.cel ・

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Joined June 2023
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Last round of husband/wife applications‼️ Everyone (EVIL) is welcome to apply but I prefer - Below 5’11 - Some kind of accent - 20+ - No life goals - Alcoholic or aspiring Requirements have changed, I have a lot of love in my heart APPLY HERE 👇👇 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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couple bucks in the negatives and can’t be fucked to get toilet paper so i’ve been stealing it from roomies, go to target to pick up my adderall prescription, sweating bullets, when I go to the bathroom to take more than i’m prescribed, there was 3 free rolls. Only took 1
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God blesses terrible people, just remember to be unkind to yourself and you will be rewarded
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Aristotle in my husband / wife application
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There’s 40+ questions. Only the fittest will survive. Good luck burnerverse, frat accounts, british men, losers with no jobs, and all the other niche groups who want to marry an alcoholic maniac who makes their life hell.
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chimi “bug” changa retweeted
chimi “bug” changa@bugcel_17h
Some questions to expect
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Round two of questions for husband/wife applications will be posted soon, serious evil applicants only …
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Some questions to expect
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chimi “bug” changa retweeted
Bob
@AryaGoonin22h
holy jump scare
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How am i supposed to choose 😍😍
chimi “bug” changa@bugcel_Oct 23
HUSBAND/WIFE APPLICATIONS OPEN ‼️‼️ Requirements to apply: 22-29 years old 5’5 - 5’10 (NO TALLER) British/Australian Preferred Evil Okay with me being insane Alcoholic (ONLY BEER) No Stoners NO FEDS, GLOWIES OR COPS!! APPLY HERE 👇👇👇 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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vent art i made
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another vent art i made today xitter.cf/bugcel_/status/2114804…
chimi “bug” changa@bugcel_21h
Vent art i made
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Vent art i made
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Fuck yeah bro, For You page. Reposted text screenshot, AI fruits eating each other, Reddit repost in text format, Chatgpt generated rage bait, 17 year old nazi from mexico, google doc callout on 13 year old. its For You dawg its lit
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might transition to being british, first step is using british words, then talking about how you can buy advil in bulk on the tl
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walking down the street someone yells “you got a boyfriend?” don’t remind me lad..
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Can’t be a wizard right now, man. Too much responsibility. 200 years ago you could be one and fuck off into the woods to do magic. Now, you have work at Mcdonald’s, dealing with bullshit customers and then get back home to be greeted by a fucking gnome who wants to kill you.
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I get mad about things I make up in my head, right now i’m mad (again) about the idea of Wizard police. Imagine getting pulled over for going 5 over the speed limit, the officer is having a bad day, and he just turns you into a frog forever
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hard life for a girl like me
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