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burstyerbubble 🔴⚪️ retweeted
𝑼𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒓 𝑩𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒏 𝒅’𝑶𝒓-𝑺𝒊𝒆𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒂! 🤩
So wurde @HKane an der Säbener Straße empfangen: fcbayern.com/zBdDA
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burstyerbubble 🔴⚪️ retweeted
Day 9 of posting Harry Kane for Ballond’or until he actually wins it
#Harrykaneforballondor
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27 minutes of the deserving Ballon d'Or winner xitter.gq/HeroicsArchive/status/…
burstyerbubble 🔴⚪️ retweeted
Did you know that Harry Kane never went more than two matches in a row without a goal during the 2025/2026 season for Bayern Munich?
That's across all club competitions, Champions League included.
Only three things guaranteed in life
Death. Taxes. Harry Kane Goal.
burstyerbubble 🔴⚪️ retweeted
Real Madrid fans really are shameless pushing Kylian Mbappe for the Ballon d'Or and refuse to acknowledge he's the primary reason the club has gone trophyless for two seasons in a row. How you ask?
Kylian Mbappe had less defensive contributions per 90 (tackles + interceptions + blocks + clearances) than all 343 registered players in La Liga, including goalkeepers.
Read that again. Kylian Mbappe finished dead last.
He recorded six of those actions across the whole league campaign, or about 0.2 per 90. 34 matches, over 2600 minutes.
Dead. Last.
But wait! There's more!
Opta’s broader look across its top-20 leagues put him 6,043rd out of 6,044 players. Only one obscure Ecuadorian striker finished below him.
6,043 out of 6,044.
Kylian Mbappe only cares about goals, doesn't help the squad and STILL scored less than Harry Kane 😅
burstyerbubble 🔴⚪️ retweeted
Harry Kane played 18 matches against clubs that were ranked within the Top 30 in the 5-Year UEFA Club Coefficient last season. In those matches, he had 19 goals and assists.
Real Madrid - ⚽️⚽️🅰️ (2)
PSG - ⚽️⚽️🅰️ (3)
Leverkusen - ⚽️ (3)
Borussia Dortmund - ⚽️⚽️⚽️ (2)
Chelsea - ⚽️⚽️ (1)
Atalanta - ⚽️⚽️ (1)
Frankfurt - ⚽️⚽️⚽️ (2)
Club Brugge - ⚽️ (1)
PSV - ⚽️ (1)
Arsenal - ❌️
Sporting - ❌️
Kylian Mbappe by contrast had 6 goals and assists in 10 matches.
Bayern Munich - ⚽️⚽️ (2)
Benfica - ⚽️⚽️🅰️ (2)
Atletico Madrid - ⚽️ (1)
Real Betis - ❌️ (1)
Liverpool - ❌️ (1)
Juventus - ❌️ (1)
Manchester City - ❌️ (2)
If you extend it out to the Top 100 Clubs:
Harry Kane had 39 goals and 2 assists in 31 matches. Kylian Mbappe 22 goals and 4 assists in 22 matches.
If Eric Garcia’s foul today is a red card offense then why was the push from behind on Olise not a penalty against Madrid @ChampionsLeague ?
Nice acting from all the players @BVB @BlackYellow … teach them to play fair. Every player is whiny and wants to simulate a foul. Pathetic team.
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