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All fun and games until your shit superglued shut vis a vis blood clots as big as a lemonhead
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If you’re a guy in your early twenties, fly out your favourite girl from twitter.
Go into debt if you have to
Jeanie retweeted
One time I went to my buddy Joe Rogan’s house and used his sauna because I am soo fat. And then Theo Von told me I looked like a gas station egg haha . It really hurt my feelings.
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I hate when you go to urgent care and they automatically assume you’re there for a weird vaginal smell
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It’s so annoying how I’ll like only 50 tweets about sex and then my entire tl becomes just tweets about sex
Jeanie retweeted
STOP ASKING ME TO SELL YOU NUDES. I don’t do that!!!!! I send them FOR FREE to men who aren’t in love with me
































