hitler when he's gassy: ouhh, too much viener schnitzel... im sho gassy, dis is und problem- uh oh... **BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP**
NEIN, MY INTESTINES ARE ACTING UP **FBBBBLLLLRRRTTT**
they put me in charge for taking care of an infant bc his mom killed herself last week and it was put in our section
idk why they chose me idk anything abt babies plus i cant have allot of smoke breaks anymore wich sucks