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Florida, USA
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i’m not being hyperbolic when i say this is one of the best songs of all time. i’m so serious. i’m looking you dead in the eyes with a straight face. music.apple.com/us/album/wai…
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Worth noting in the last 3 years that Florida’s republican governorship vetoed over $4 million dollars in drainage improvement projects in Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties alone.
Election Day is tomorrow.
people like this are insufferable lol
She came home at 11:30 at night to find her neighbor's car in her paid parking spot, so she had it towed.
"There's a sign on the wall and a sign on the floor."
Neighbor: "You could have knocked on the door. We stay right next door to each other."
Her: "I don't know you, mama. Seeing you does not mean I know you."
Should she have knocked first, or was the tow fair?
the way today drained me, i’m bout to spend the rest of my halloween night wearing my witch robe, snuggled on the couch, with a joint and hocus pocus on the tv screen 💆🏾♀️
