Giant dork She/Her. #1 Saints Row Fan. Most Normal Person Online
Everywhere and Nowhere
Joined August 2013
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WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING STUPID NOW?
EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEONE USE AI I FEEL LIKE THE PROTAGANIST IN A SAD SCI-FI MOVIE THAT ENDS WITH THE HERO BEING TURNED INTO TANK COMPUTER PARTS FOR THE "TECHNOBLOOD LIBERATION CONFLICT" IN THE MIDDLE-EAST NUKKKE ZONE
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"What if instead of being about the inevitability of death and the futility of trying to live on through your violent acts, cyberpunk 2077 was a game about how awesome it is to complete quests and make your stats go up" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
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Why did John Cena say "compromised to a permanent end", did that phrase even exist before he said it... a quick Google search seems to suggest that it did not. Did he get possessed by Dr. Teeth for a moment or something
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Oh they gave you a pike? Yeah man that’s cool. Cool. Oh this? Yeah it’s my halberd. They decided I was halberd material I guess. But hey pikes are cool! You pike guys are the foundation you know?
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coming home after 10th grade like Wowww, a lot on the agenda….gotta eat Fruit Gushers then 4 spoonfuls of Jif then Little Bites mini blueberry muffins then some loose chocolate chips then I have to cut myself then I have to do my chem homework then I have to dissociate on Omegle
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Everyone in America refuses to believe its no longer the 1980s. Drug dealers play RDR2 for 8 hours a day while texting clients "roll thru bro".
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First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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like and share if you think the government should do this👇 to ranchers and farmers
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yeah man here's the good life you were denied. it's a town of 500 people who give each other STDs and constantly gossip about who sniffed a hot bag of coke. your house is entirely corroded by black mold but whatever come on accept the peasant hut. accept the peasant hut.
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high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
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genuinely no joke something like this would improve your life. it forces you to do stuff you aren't comfortable with and create things even if they're small I promise you will come out of this more creative and free
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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And ALL of it is gonna be untagged ai bullshit. I fuckin hate ai bros. It's a wonder you people played the game, we all know you didn't understand a single thing in it
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Everytime I watch a classic horror film I think. Why isnt this 8 hours long with a cliffhanger every hour?
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Getting laid off and then being offered COBRA health insurance for ONLY $2,800 a month.
Because obviously, when someone loses their income, the first thing they can afford is nearly $3,000 a month just to keep their health insurance.
Make it make sense.
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Whats it called when u’re extremely self aware but keep ruining your life with the same patterns
