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hindu by faith l bhumihar brahman by roots l Indian by heart l Doc by profession 🇮🇳🕉️🩺 right wing tweets+medical tweets with a touch of my personal life

India
Joined March 2024
Reasons ppl are doing neet pg these days- “Sab karte hain” “Peeche reh jaenge” “Paisa hi paisa hoga” “Mbbs ka koi value ni h” “Sharmaji ke bete ka bhi nikl gya” Max ppl choosing md medicine is the living proof ki sab mbbs se bhi khush the (agar value aaj bhi utna hota)
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The way politics is going these last few days, it will be israel vs the izlamic republic of eur-asia-merica in a 1000 years
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Khaana aisa lao lunch me ki log shaadi kab karogi ki jgh puchen ki “behen ye kon khaata hai?”
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Someone answered low vision aids are vision aids that are low in cost. Im still rebooting from that
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When i say indians can learn any language very fluently, its because of our varnamala having consonents like- ङ (nga) ञ (nya) ण (Nna (Retroflex N)) क्ष (Ksha) त्र (tra) ज्ञ (gnya) श्र (shra) Special edition- श, ष, स
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Me texting my juniors to do xyz work at 12 am cuz my sleep schedule is fucked af
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Kaleshi topic but bhai why do south indians eat deep fried veggies along with sour af rasam in lunch😶
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Bucket bharke bina nahae college chale jaana waala mausam aa gya mitron
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My hidden talent is salad banake, usko fridge me rakhke, uske alaawa fridge ka saara saman kha jaana
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Aaj hamare do honahar interns OPD ke AC waale room me naach rahe the 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
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Guys be like - “looks pe mat jao, dil se acha insan hu” Bc yamraj hu mai, jo decide krungi ki tumko swarg bhejna hai ya narak?
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Reasons to not take up govt jobs in India- 📌 Huge reservations 📌 Superslow promotions 📌 Zero value for merit 📌 Not easy to resign 📌 Poor facilities/campus
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🚨 BIG REVELATION FROM LUCKNOW IN LATEST REPORT! UP STF investigation has reportedly identified 13 doctors allegedly involved in pressuring Hindu girls into religious conversion at KGMU and other institutions. The 7-page report reportedly disclosed shocking details of coercion, harassment, threats to careers and pressure to convert. The Yogi Government has directed the medical education department to examine the findings and initiate appropriate action.
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Mother of that 8 yr old boy to her son at night -
Brutal honesty.
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Little things my genz juniors do that im proud of - ☠️ taking a stand in front of professors ☠️ asking for leaves whenever they need it ☠️ Not following instructions of faculty/seniors blindly ☠️ Not making faculty the centre of their world and living their life happily
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Nowhere in the newspapers. Such is our media coverage.
⚠️ WARNING: A horrific incident involving minor children. 🚨 A horrific incident has occurred at the Sanskriti Model School in Sector 20, Panchkula, Haryana, where an 8-year-old Class 3 student allegedly attacked a 6-year-old KG student. According to reports, the accused student grabbed the girl's hair, slammed her head against a desk, and repeatedly attacked her with bricks and a flower pot. Even after the girl fell unconscious, the accused continued to drag and kick her. Injured girl was immediately rushed to a hospital for medical attention and was referred to PGI Chandigarh due to her critical condition. Police have launched an investigation to determine the circumstances and events surrounding the incident. This incident has raised serious concerns about the safety of children, staff supervision, and security arrangements within schools, especially for young and vulnerable students. Who is responsible for such incidents in the country? Parents or school administration?
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Kashmiri pandit marrying a Muslim (btw their ancestor’s r@pists) is a new low. Won’t be reading news for a week now
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Patients be walking around with Bp- 200/100 Rbs- 42 Hb- 2 Bhai💀. Maut ko chhooke ni aana hota hai dikhane.
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Phir se aaenge wo bhosdiwale log jo bolenge, crackerless diwali Aur khud ghar pe dia bhi ni jalaenge
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