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CKR⚡️

@calebruto

Data-Driven Business & Product Strategist

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined June 2016
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Uzane
@uzanethegoatOct 27
"niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own."
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Kobi
@UTDKobiOct 27
The entire Fleetwood starting XI plus their reserve team combined cost less than Viktor Gyokeres. The question is, has Gyokeres finally found his level?
WelBeast (@WelBeast) profile pictureWelBeast
@WelBeast27 Aug 2025
The entire Grimsby Town starting XI plus their reserve team combined cost less than Benjamin Sesko. The question is, has Sesko finally found his level?
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z~epha@omoshtlOct 26
Talking stage ameanza kutumia dangerous words like "nakufollow huko X"
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Nah! Y’all are too funny! We haven’t even gotten past Eliud Kipshonde and now we are at Semenjis and Cumsins 😂😂😂
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Katonny💥
@tonvionnyOct 24
The Government
Hilda Namulondo (@mukyalaNeighbor) profile pictureHilda Namulondo@mukyalaNeighborOct 24
If God is for us, who can be against us
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@achieshiiiOct 25
saw a comment that said: "Paying taxes right now feels like sponsoring criminals." 😭😭😭
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@tersseerOct 23
lips not KISSED hands not HELD body not CUDDLED dih not SUCKED life is BRUTAL
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Moe
@moneyacademyKEOct 23
Kenyan MPs have officially approved a bill removing the legal requirement for the IEBC to livestream results as they are announced at polling stations. The move has raised concerns about transparency ahead of the 2027 General Election
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From the creators of "Dust delayed is not dust denied" we bring to you "You may not go to kitengela but kitengela will surely come to you"
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I have decided to leave it there Enough embarrassment
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Hannes Bend
@hnnsbndOct 21
Replying to @RobertAlai
Not me! I’m a German Norwegian investor & entrepreneur, have been to 50+ countries & never seen anything close to such corruption & crimes than in Kenya. Completely impossible to live & work in Kenya freely, no rule of law & lawless killing police.
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situationship just dropped another banger
Image from 𝐵erry 🍓 (@berryzheartz)
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@Kibet_bullOct 20
We celebrate them today.
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Emanor@Emanor_xOct 15
At what point in law school did they teach Higuruma to THROW HANDS like that 😭
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The Congo basin content we’re getting is not what I signed up for.
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Wambua
@ItswambuaaOct 15
Before Ruto akue president: - Nssf tulikua tunalipa Ksh 200 sai ni Ksh 2,400 - NHIF tulikua tunalipa Ksh 500 sai SHA ni - Unga ilikua ilikua Ksh 110 sai ni Ksh 199 - Mafuta ya kupika ilikua Ksh 150 sai ni Ksh 240 - fare ya kutoka Fedha to Westlands ilikua 80bob sai ni Ksh 140 - Diesel ilikua Ksh 110 sai Ksh 227 Cement ilikua Ksh 650 sai ni Ksh 880 Amepanga kutumaliza jamani 😭
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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit. Technically, yes. But not really.
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Joel Jiranï
@Kemboi67Oct 11
This video should be played everyday in all TV stations one is week before elections.
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Jacob Juma@WhatEHappenedOct 12
Dear @SafaricomPLC you recall when you lied to us that a fish had bitten your undersea fibre cable ? We found the fish, a new species, called Government of Kenya!
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