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MA!NG!

@callmebrima

Data Analyst| side projects| AI tooling @captainbrima

 Nakuru, Kenya
Joined August 2024
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@MisterAlbieNov 6
So manzi yako ni Cheetah?
Jonte (@MUST_niggaa) profile pictureJonte@MUST_niggaaNov 5
Fuck manze, nadinyiwa na msee wa kws
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Tbh you shouldn’t be a Kenyan then call yourself a Kenyan Somali, you’re a Kenyan. Maasai’s don’t call themselves Kenyan Maasai’s and sijui anga Kenyan Luhyas. You’re a Kenyan, nothing more, nothing less.
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@mattrife16h
Replying to @TMZ
Years of work and somehow the truth is what she can’t swallow 🤦🏻‍♂️
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I'm just from church, ask me any questions.
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How it feels watching other congragants going for the Holy Sacrament while knowing that you can't have it
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Curated my LinkedIn profile for the first time.
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Bare minimums letu jicho tu
maselya (@maselya_peter) profile picturemaselya@maselya_peterNov 6
Get to know her menstrual cycle. Download a tracking app on your phone. Research what women need at different times of the month. When she's on her period do as much for her as you possibly can so she can rest. Know when she gets cravings for chocolate or ice cream.
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And again I'll ask, why do we have to pay for graduation gowns? Someone make it make sense to me.
MA!NG! (@callmebrima) profile pictureMA!NG!@callmebrimaJul 8
Sijawahi elewa why graduation gowns should be paid for. Watu ni wakubwa no way you can go away with it buana juu hata wakona cert yako. 6k+ for 2 weeks is insane bearing in mind pesa umewaste those 4-7 years.
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Hapa tulipata free agent hatari sana Jamaa anashikilia wing pekee yake. Gotta give it to him🫡
Hannes Bend (@hnnsbnd) profile pictureHannes Bend
@hnnsbndNov 6
Replying to @Kenyans
Almost looks like historical photos, wow!
Image from Hannes Bend (@hnnsbnd)
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This is me too. Heri you tell me nikuokolee and not promise to refund then go ahead and fail to. Otherwise I'll ignore you tuh.
Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 (@salimishmael_) profile pictureSalim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪@salimishmael_Nov 7
Mimi ukiniitisha pesa, even as low as 100 bob, you tell me you'll pay me in x days and you don't, hiyo ni mara ya mwisho you'll hear from me. Heri uniambie nikuokolee and that's it but utanilipa na usilipe?
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Replying to @AbdullahiAmiga
as a company, neutral but messi
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Kuro has shut down and the next thing about to make y'all cry is AdSelect. Hiyo Thursday we shall all be here.
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FC Kibe@Kibet_GoatNov 6
In 2008, my late mzee summoned me, akanitemea mate then gave me his safari boots and a hero jet bicycle as a blessing to take care of my 12 siblings. Nimestruggle with these disciples but finally, wa mwisho anagraduate this year. A win for me. I know mzee will be proud💪
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My contract na Watford imekua announced to the public pale green app
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Whatever WhatsApp did with that username thing, they'll rot in hell. Wdym I can't access someone's contact because they have username?
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Hio ni unyama bana.
Jonte (@MUST_niggaa) profile pictureJonte@MUST_niggaaNov 5
Fuck manze, nadinyiwa na msee wa kws
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me at 22 asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.
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Messi will stop playing football when there is a decrease in his love for competitive football. Cristiano will stop when Messi does.
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My phone's battery tends to last longer when not on power saving mode than when on battery saving mode. What kind of wickedness is this
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