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maz

@callmemaz

retired.

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Joined February 2015
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maz@callmemazMar 20
Eid Mubarak 🤎
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Just finished work and Im STARVING. Haven’t eaten home in days and my mum says she made akhni… I HATE AKHNI
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At least she made it with boneless chicken so ig it isn’t the end of the world
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How it feels to wear something slightly out of your comfort zone
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I think nothing upsets me more than when someone tries to undermine my intellect just because I’m emotionally low maintenance and like being a joker in social settings You aren’t laughing at me okay I’m purposely GIVING you jokes so you can have a good time in my presence
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Like deadass I feel like if there was a “top 100 most clocked on people in the world” list Im defo up there. I miss no details and I remember every damn thing 😭
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Why did it feel like every Bengali in the country was at Westfield Stratford today
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I started speaking Urdu to my mum cos the way the other Bengalis look at you just for speaking for the native language 😭 too nosy
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🫧@sighmahxOct 24
wallahi i can’t make this up how did my hijab fly off my head mid commute and i didn’t realise it went missing until halfway through my journey
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Stop asking car owners how they’re doing and just send them petrol money instead
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Currently on 143/196
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I play this geography guessing where it gives you 15mins to guess all 196 countries and I just got 127 which is my highest yet Im gonna get 196 soon enough watch me
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Tears that guy remembered the camera man always lives
fz (@2fz44) profile picturefz@2fz44Oct 22
not real
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I play this geography guessing where it gives you 15mins to guess all 196 countries and I just got 127 which is my highest yet Im gonna get 196 soon enough watch me
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How did I get Sao Tome and Principe but forget Switzerland 🫩
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como me siento cuando me maquillo el grano que me salió ayer
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Someone asked which week I’ll be most free so that we could plan a meet up. How do I tell them “The week starting November 23rd” without sounding like a douche bag 😹😹😹😹😹 literally a month away dfkm
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dory@zxriiinOct 22
love love love the rain
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rhine@thaRhineOct 21
why arent mixed asians called combinasians
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o ibuprofeno entrando no meu corpo sem saber o que curar primeiro
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Tb to last winter when our boiler kept breaking down so I had to take showers at PureGym and do wudu with glacier cold water
L (@lamiisaaaa) profile pictureL@lamiisaaaaOct 21
Doing wudhu in the cold is the worst😭
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I found 1000 Naira at work today and got so excited so I converted it… Guys it was 56p.
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Is that why they said in that one Nigerian song “if you don’t come with dollars then you better shut upppp” 😭😭
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