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Iโ€™m my grandmas favorite grandson. Arsenal FC โค๏ธ๐Ÿค #coyg #greenwall

Joined October 2019
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Whoever fixed Outlook, your moms a hoe ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Yet here you are ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
Sometimes we want to tag Hamas, but then we remember X doesn't allow terrorist organizations to have accounts.
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woke 3.0 abolishing outlook
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OUTLOOK down in the middle of the work day across the country
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Fuck israel
You can just write โ€œfuck Palestineโ€ and get 10k likes.
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Democrats officially move to end US military integration with Israel.
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Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars.
NEW: Zohran Mamdani to invest $122M in NYC public schools, hiring 1,000 additional teachers.
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Declan Rice on the cover of @britishgq ๐Ÿ“ธ
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Inject this directly into my veins please
The word is out about the Election Night Watch Party at the White House on Tuesday. For weeks, Trump had been assured by Susie Wiles and his staff that all the polls were wrong, and that, once again, the Blue Wave would only be a ripple, if one even showed up at all. And the DOJ was ready to pounce on it if it did. Trump, after all, was on the ballot. "Vote like I'm on the ballot,' he said, "Because I am." He told every rally that. He said it on FOX. He had a 90% approval rate, he said. And $5000 checks for everybody. What could possibly go wrong? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So the East Room was decked out with the finest crystal and china. Staffers thought it would be a fun "cheeky rebuke" to order in platters of finger food from Cheesecake Factory. Just to give a finger to Barack Obama, for his viral joke about Trumpโ€™s gaudy renovations to the White House. EVERYONE showed up in their party clothes. His Staff. His Cabinet. Top GOP politicians. Donors. But there was no Host or Hostess to greet them. Which was a little odd. The guests mingled among themselves, and waited to be formally welcomed and invited to sample the refreshments. Where were Trump and Melania? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Trump waited upstairs in his residence, in order to make a grand entrance to a standing ovation with cheers, once the happy results started pouring in. And was Melania also waiting upstairs, to march in at his side? Nope. Melania was not at the White House at all. On election night, the most anticipated night in politics, with the rest of her husband's term on the line, Melania was somewhere else. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Finally at 8:00 the first election results came in. But during that entire first hour, not ONE Republican was named. It was only Democrat after Democrat, starting with Jon Ossoff. Trump never came downstairs. At all. Marco Rubio was the first to go missing, according to the Daily Mail. Then, one by one, the rest of the party goers slipped out the door. Only two hours later, an enormous decision was called. Democrats had flipped the House of Representatives to their control. And in most cases, the Democrats won, not by slim majorities, but by double digits. It was 10:00, and the East Room was empty. The party goers had gone to a nearby Washington bar to drown their sorrows. The Cheesecake Factory food lay untouched on the East Room tables. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And Trump? He was upstairs watching the results on FOX News, and posting angrily on Truth Social. He wasn't alone. No, Melania wasn't with him. But Natalie Harp was. The Daily Mail reports that Susie Wiles, his Chief of Staff was upstairs as well. The one who had assured him day after day that Republicans would win. By 11 pm, Trump stopped posting. โ€œHeโ€™s watching Fox News barely uttering a word and paralyzed into silence,โ€ a source close to the president told the Daily Mail. โ€œItโ€™s very, very dark in the residence,โ€ one senior official said of Trumpโ€™s mood. โ€œItโ€™s a dark scene.โ€ Another source said, โ€œThey were delusional right until the very end.โ€ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Commentary by Glee Violette
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CONCERNING
Elon Musk defends convicted rapist Russell Brand over โ€˜unjustโ€™ sentencing trib.al/2GlABZi
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Just got word from Woke 3 headquarters: First act of Congress is going to be changing the names of North and South Carolina to Top and Bottom Carolina
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๐–ฃฬถ๐–ฎฬถ๐–ฆฬถ๐–คฬถ COGE
All five ballot initiatives supported by Mayor Zohran Mamdani's COGE (Commission on Government Efficiency) won easily: Prop 1: 63-37 Prop 2: 62-38 Prop 3: 66-34 Prop 4: 68-32 Prop 5: 72-27
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Me this morning saying โ€œAs-salamu alaykumโ€ to the Mexican barista
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Tesla Boy ainโ€™t tweeted in like 6 hours I know you see this shit dickhead
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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WE ARE TURNING MAR-A-LAGO INTO A RAINFOREST CAFE
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GOD IS NONBINARY NOW MFS!!! ITS LAW!!!
Decision Desk HQ projects James Talarico wins the TX US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 10:14 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/racโ€ฆ
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It's now the Gay of Hormuz
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starting tomorrow
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