always (maybe) joking

nev-ada not ne-vah-dah
Joined July 2018
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I really don't need a “Sunday night reset.” I need a medium sized inheritance and five consecutive business days where nobody needs anything from me.
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fighting the patriarchy by being the less domestically capable person in my heterosexual relationship
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People think I be flirting with them whole time I’m literally just making you feel human and accepted.
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I am no better than a Man
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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“Far left” and it’s just me saying a full time job should cover rent and groceries.
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Someone needs to run a political ad saying no child has ever had gender reassignment surgery at school and if you believe that you are too stupid to vote.
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feel it start
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i love being like “i don’t eat fast food” and then go and order $30 worth of taco bell once a month
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i am an empath so it really hurts me when you guys are fucking stupid
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so reading a book in public is performative but mindlessly tapping a screen to avoid basic human interactions isn't?
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one of my biggest fears is living in the suburbs
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“you can’t fix stupid” no, but I can block it
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FUCKING THANK YOU
btw the science folder is green. always has been. always will be.
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You really gotta learn the hard way that having codependent relationships aren’t good lol.
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“College turns kids liberal”. If education makes people liberal, what does that say about conservatism?
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“Billionaires shouldn’t exist” isn’t about jealousy it’s about them having the power to control the lives of millions. They purchase our politicians, pay low wages, fight corporate regulations that protect us, and shut off battlefield technology getting innocent people killed.
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Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.
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it’s a great day to hate the government and tell someone you love them
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"I don't mind trans people, I just don't want their existence shoved down my throat" Brother, it's conservatives shoving trans people down your throat. They can't shut the fuck up about them. It's every political podcast, rally, and advertisement. It's all they think about.
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WHERE is all this DUST is coming from and WHY is it in my HOME
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