@canadasdancer

the majority of people don’t deserve access to you

 Canada
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Joined September 2025
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  • Followers596
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Non sexual loving touch is way undervalued in a relationship.
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PB Harrison@hunkybloodydory5h
You steal my hoodie, I steal your undies, it's only fair
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Waaaaaay more of you like teeth on your dick than I had anticipated.
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I’m a type Z mom. There’s no real problems, only half ass solutions. ~quotes to my friends by Liz
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Allow me to ruin the fantasy for you, I believe teeth belong in blow jobs.
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stillhurts
@stillhurts81102h
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If she breaks you free of me, she’s good for you.
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HeavenlyCaramel
@heavenlykaramel4h
If I ever go missing know it’s because someone lured me to their van in the woods with promises of a raccoon, and his best friend, a baby otter, who may or may not be wearing a knitted yellow duck hat…..
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Them: do you like spending all day alone with only dogs for company? Me:
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As we say to our friends there’s always more fish in the sea, I say to the dogs who lose their ball ‘there’s always more balls in the river’. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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🕷️🌕🏺@Cosmicenergy_14h
6 planets currently in retrograde that’s why.
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Having somewhere that always brings me joy has been the most beautiful blessing in my life.
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You talk for a long time, but they never once ask you a question about yourself, because you never really mattered except for their ego
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Someone should invent Door Dash for fingering me at the bar when I dont feel like going out.
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Crocs or 8 inch heels, there is no in between.
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Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
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If I’m not into you, you could introduce me to your cute friend so he could fuck me and then tell you how awesome it was
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I'm just a girl standing in front of a task, hoping it completes itself.
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Filing a police report typing words I wouldn’t think I would have to.
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Joy Joy
@Joyoky121h
You lose absolutely nothing when you walk away from someone who treats you like you are worth nothing. You only gain yourself back.
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Put me on notifications so I know it’s real, baby
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