shy. nerd. weirdo. lover of animals and bad jokes. tweets about everything. sometimes nsfw. sometimes on my chronic illness.
Joined December 2012
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Hello new follower. To make sure you actually want to be here, I do love a good slutty post but I’m a socialist (free Palestine, trans rights are human rights, abortion is health care, fuck gen ai, community not individualism, billionaires shouldn’t exist etc.).
candyflaws retweeted
I tried to quit smoking. I went to a guy who was, like, a hypnotist, you know? Put me under a spell. Every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up.
Very embarrassing right after sex.
(big laugh from the audience)
Pretty hard to get that second date after that, you know? After you barf on 'em, women get real snobby all of a sudden.
Every so often, a man tries to teach me the errors of my ways on here (a woman with a confident approach to sex??? The horror!). Funny thing is, I was that very brainwashed ignorant religious ‘well behaved’ girl they think I should be. And no thank you. I choose life.
Plans for tonight: edible. Scalding hot everything shower. Slipping into freshly washed sheets. Movie night. And maybe one more thing.
candyflaws retweeted
the hottest form of dominance is honestly just competence. knowing where we’re going, making the reservation, ordering when i can’t decide, moving me to the inside of the sidewalk, pulling me closer by the waist, guiding me by the hips, holding my chin when i’m talking, taking control of the kiss, telling me exactly what he wants, “come with me.” “eat.” “sleep.” “look at me.” “come here.” “i’ll handle it.” yeah… i’m listening.
Gripping you with the perfect amount of tension. Slide all the way down. All the way back up. With a little twist. And then leaning down and sucking in just the tip.
I have tried. And tried. And done all the squats and hip thrusts and lifts and kicks and lunges and extensions and and and. And I think it’s time to accept that my white genetics will not allow me to build a juicy ass. A moment of silence for my grief please.
Out of all the ‘requests’ I get in my DMs, the feet dudes are always so respectful and oddly wholesome and sweet.
Tempted to get blunt with people who want to set me up on dates. Sure. But he has to be on the dom side who likes to play and create scenes while also being ok with all the space I currently need. And have an emotional awareness to match my own 😬