@cannonsimp

I live tweet the Puppy Bowl every year. I like food. I call Atlanta Home. WDE. Sports addict #golf #golf #golf. I promise I might be telling the truth. #sarcasm

Joined February 2009
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Honestly, @BarstoolBigCat idea of inventing a pill that puts everyone asleep for two weeks to eradicate coronavirus isn’t even in the top 1,000 of worst ideas I’ve heard.
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Another butthurt dog taking another L
Benjamin Watson
@BenjaminSWatsonOct 17
Had that tweet in drafts for 9 years
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You and pathetic and should leave the city @AtlantaFalcons Garbage Franchise
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Gonna live with them forever @DawgNationDaily 27-24
DawgNation
@DawgNationOct 11
Gunner Stockton wasn’t 100% perfect in the win over Bama but he was THAT GUY in the moments that mattered most. You wanted Gunner to let it rip and push the ball down field? You got it. #GoDawgs #DawgNation
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What a bunch of pussies. Post the final.
Georgia Football
@GeorgiaFootballOct 17
Final from Athens. The Dawgs will face Florida in Atlanta on 10/31 at 3:30PM.
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Absolutely pathetic attempt @Braves
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Auburn Central
@AUBCentralSep 27
Petition to Remove Ben Bruud as the Jordan Hare Stadium DJ: Reasoning for Requested Removal - Blasts unnecessary EDM Music that nobody wants to listen too - Plays music over the band everytime the Band queues up - Doesn’t play good music in general - Recycles the same songs every game - Music doesn’t get you hype and is very bland in creativity - 3rd downs he just blasts random edm electro sounds instead of an actual good Sound effect (Ex. Purge Siren) Like and Repost to get someone at Auburn University to see this 🙏
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The greatest Jackson to ever come out of Auburn.
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Trademarking Ror3 McIlory for next year’s @TheMasters
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It should be illegal to mention any other candidate by name or any other political party in a political ad. Sell me on your political agenda, not by trashing someone else.
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Gonzaga… 25 consecutive years of fraud.
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Joseph LaMagna
@JosephLaMagnaMar 1
You can't always use the choke word. This is a monumental choke job from Lowry
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What a shame.
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Maye-day!!!!!
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5 years ago. This is unequivocally the correct take. Now it’s a horrendous opinion. There are zero checks and balances in CFB.
Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸
@BarrettSalleeFeb 9
College football > NFL
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I could go to any Mexican restaurant in America with a mariachi band and get the same quality show.
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Remember two weeks ago when people wanted perfect weather for every playoff game so there wouldn’t be ugly low scoring games. You got it here in the Super Bowl…… and…... #Dumbasses
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Animal Planet
@AnimalPlanetFeb 8
The votes are in... and BOBA is your 2026 #PuppyBowl XXII MVP! 🎉
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Animal Planet
@AnimalPlanetFeb 8
Wondering where all your favorite #PuppyBowl XXII players are now? Head to PuppyBowl.com/ForeverHome to see their loving homes 🥰

Puppy Bowl XXII Forever Homes

This year's players are thriving with their new families! Find out where these pups now call home.

discovery.com
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At some point your win/loss record has to speak for itself. Horrendous coach.
Akash Anavarathan
@akashanavFeb 1
Sean McVay on Raheem Morris: “He’s such a special leader, such a special coach. And when you think about the things that a great head coach does—has command over the game, command over a room, the ability to connect with a bunch of different people—Raheem does all of that.”
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