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To potential new employers NB: my account has been HACKED since about feb 2011 (Unless you think it's funny... then i can get you in touch with the hacker...)

Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined February 2011
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Eurovision is like: BOO RUSSIA! Anyways up next is Israel 😃😃😃
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like many of you, i am currently on my phone
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Yeh I'm into BDSM.... bringing down Scott Morrison. ⛓️😈⛓️
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“This could have been an email”
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I think there should be one day of the year like The Purge but instead of killing people you’re allowed to look around their house
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There are several new friend’s babies I have not been allowed to hold yet because of covid and I WANT TO. I need to start whispering gay propaganda to them, these are vital months in a child’s development
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Replying to @Fred_Delicious
the dean of my university department: Doctor Boctor
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For $500... who’s the Prime Minister of Australia? #LibSpill
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Just learned someone in my office makes milo and then scrapes the good crunchy bit off the top into the bin and I know everyone is a product of their context and I don't know their story but that is for HR to contemplate now
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To write a Disney movie you just need a bitch who hates where she lives
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This Broadway tribute to #Eurovision is possibly the greatest thing I have ever experienced and that includes the births of my two children.
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Any time a movie character says "I have a bad feeling about this," I assume it's an outtake where the actor is talking about their career.
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women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady
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The best-laid plans of mice and men probably have very little overlap.
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*getting dumped* ME: i may not have brains or looks—but guess what i do have? EX: a crippling fear of large flightless birds ME: ok that too
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Now we'll never know what color Leonard Nimoy thought that dress was.
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I wonder where Paul Rudd keeps his Dorian Gray portrait.
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- Do you believe in dinosaurs? - I believe dinosaurs can be whatever they dream. Dream big, dinosaurs!
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