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if i had a boyfriend i’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like wowwww baby good job. that’s a beautiful hole
i don’t think my brain is wired right because i see the sun setting when i leave work and genuinely get turned on
tech came in to my office and said there are so many chocolate wrappers in your trash can man let me be fat in peace 🤦♂️
reactivated my insta, saw my friend’s post with the caption “no gender reveal needed i been him”, deactivated my insta again.
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hockey twitter arguing over hometown remix jerseys how about you go to your designated polling center and remix the politics of your hometown
that mamdani ratio reminded me of when i tweeted about going on a date with my couch and people started calling me jd vance top 3 worst day for me on this app.
in school they don’t really tell you what to do when your patient gets up and starts hitting her husband over the head with her coat.












