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bring back fleets

bring back fleets
Joined August 2011
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if i had a boyfriend i’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like wowwww baby good job. that’s a beautiful hole
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i may be hoeless i may be bitchless i may be boobless but at least i am
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beautiful couple. now why is he the one sitting on the ledge Sir You Are Six Feet Four
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i don’t think my brain is wired right because i see the sun setting when i leave work and genuinely get turned on
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tech came in to my office and said there are so many chocolate wrappers in your trash can man let me be fat in peace 🤦‍♂️
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i wish i could work 24/7 so i never had time to think about anything
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I dont jerk off when i watch porn i just sit there and take it all in like man
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This is how it feels everyday
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need my oomf naked and on top of me tuesday.
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reactivated my insta, saw my friend’s post with the caption “no gender reveal needed i been him”, deactivated my insta again.
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hockey twitter arguing over hometown remix jerseys how about you go to your designated polling center and remix the politics of your hometown
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that mamdani ratio reminded me of when i tweeted about going on a date with my couch and people started calling me jd vance top 3 worst day for me on this app.
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They are giving out buzzballs if you vote a straight Democrat ticket
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everyone stop being funny i have to get back to work.
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in school they don’t really tell you what to do when your patient gets up and starts hitting her husband over the head with her coat.
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i was standing there like okay guys let me walk you to the front desk 😁😁
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I’M ON MY WAY TO VOTE!!! 🕺🏾
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saying a team sucks just for my team to lose to them
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no one let me take a nap at 10:30 pm again please 😁
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airplaying my own nut vids on my tv and taking notes
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