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Captaingringles

@captaingringles

life is a joking ✌️✌️

Joined September 2019
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Thick hb is coming over to spend the weekend
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How it feels joining unethical xeets fc
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Thick hb is coming over to spend the weekend
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Tried letting a fart out and shat all over the bed
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Lost NNN to this
Oli (@Oliverthamson) profile pictureOli@Oliverthamson10h
Fuuuccccckkkkk benitoooo fuck me 🤤
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@BearsShowYo10h
SHEDEUR FC ROLL CALL
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Browns announce QB Shedeur Sanders will start vs. Saints.
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righting a book
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Im thinking about righting a book
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Moots getting banger xeets while I can barely get 10 likes
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irl marj just asked me who Andrew Tate is
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I’d suck the fart out of her ass with a straw
#jalalalkali (@jalalalkali_) profile picture#jalalalkali
@jalalalkali_Nov 5
Ice Spice at her Ulta Beauty meet & greet #icespice #ulta
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jes@jesanthropeNov 6
if ur twitter bookmarks arent full of porn ur lowk a pedo
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Wrap it up buddy 😭✌️
🇬🇾 (@geekedgoob) profile picture🇬🇾@geekedgoob18h
I heard twitter does magic, so I'm trying to upgrade my ps4 to a ps5 for GTA6 🙏🙏
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Gimmick FC ruined Twitter Tl used to be funny now it’s kids spamming the same format
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Gimmick FC ruined Twitter Tl used to be funny now it’s kids spamming the same format
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reuben@rv20111116h
Asked the hottest girl in my class for her number and got charged with intent to commit a sexual offence
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HavanaSyndromeEnjoyer@PsyopBoundNov 6
15 tons?
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@groldrushNov 5
Happy Birthday to my little sister, she turned 15 today 🎂🎊
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Joked about being gay and uni professor asked to see me after class
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showed irl brother a xeet and he tried opening my bookmarks
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May Allah ease your affairs
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@wstgoat7Nov 6
Does anyone have any good NSFW telegrams or Twitter accounts I can follow / join? If anyone has any please DM me them it would be very much appreciated 🙏
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Spent 100 dollars on a 30 minute missbnasty facetime call and busted 10 seconds in
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Went to meet my e gf irl and it was a 50 Year old man catfishing me
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tried let her chase gimmick and we haven’t spoken in 5 months
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