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Multi-style martial artist. Emergency Nurse Practitioner / Advanced Clinical Practitioner. Geek. Animal lover. Vegetarian. Freemason. Prize idiot. Author.

Joined March 2009
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Replying to @NHSuk
It’s not tricky at all, you muppets
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Is the bot swarm over? Either way: Masks work. Covid infections cause long lasting harm. Covid is airborne. Boosters help mitigate illness but don't stop transmission. Covid harms kids. Ventilate and filter the air. Reduce the duration, frequency, and headcount of meetings.
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I didn’t come into politics to watch the Tories drive the country I love into the rocks of decline. I want to tilt Britain back towards the interests of working people. So this year, I ask you to believe in our future again and vote Labour, to change the course of our country.
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Worcester Provincial Regatta concludes with the brethren getting their ducks in a row...
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Wishing the very best of luck to all our amazing Green candidates today! Thank you for all your hard work & for all you do to build fairer greener communities 💚💚💚
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When the earthquake struck in Turkey, these two nurses dropped everything — to protect innocent newborns. The whole building was shaking, but they never left the babies' side. The nurses names are Devlet Nizam and Gazel Çalışkan. Know their names.
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Surely we should be advising masking in public areas again over the winter? news.sky.com/story/number-of… Number of flu cases in hospital seven times higher than last month, NHS figures show
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For any medics sick of the state of the NHS and worrying about #WWIII, this thread is the antidote ⬇️😂
Things you can say in a radiology report and in bed
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“No Grant Shapps. Nurses got a crappy real terms pay cut this year, a crappy real terms pay cut last year & you want to give them another crappy real terms pay cut next year. All on top of a decade of crappy real terms pay cuts. Absolute boll**** to that!”
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This was absolutely disgraceful from the Health Secretary She thinks uncapped bonuses for millionaire bankers is a terrific idea but the nurses who sacrificed so much to keep us safe during the pandemic should accept another crappy real terms pay cut ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS TO THAT!
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This week, not a SINGLE patient WITH Covid symptoms has worn a mask for their appointment with me. I know it’s no longer mandatory but it’s not right to expose vulnerable patients in GP waiting rooms & our NHS staff. PLEASE wear a mask if you have any symptoms of Covid!
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Remember kids, if you get an ‘ology’, you’re a scientist! #GCSEResultsDay #gcseresultsday2022 #gcses2022
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Get yourself down To the coolest place in town Literally! The Endling at @underbelly Cowgate at 2.10pm daily.
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British Gas owner, Centrica, just had a fivefold soar in their profits. There is no such thing as a cost of living crisis. This is a cost of greed crisis.
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He’s not wrong. #LarryForPM
“At some basic level, almost anybody in parliament would be a better prime minister than Boris Johnson. Larry the Downing Street cat, at the moment, would be a better prime minister,” says former Tory MP @RoryStewartUK. “He simply can’t govern.”
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Lee Mack, take a bow sir! Absolutely brilliant 👏 #PlatinumJubilee
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