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Fake Mr. Kelce

@captbeardguy

Not actually Jason Kelce. English teacher, actor, girl dad. Lifelong suffering 5/5 Philadelphia fan. Eagerly awaiting death and pancakes. We are.

Joined July 2009
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Hi. It's been a minute. Anyways, it's that time of year again. The school year is less than a month away and if you are willing/able to support my students by buying things from my wish list, I would be so grateful. Please share! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2A…
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Check out my list on Amazon

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Seeing it in IMAX tomorrow night. Stoked.
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Easily the best change made to the OG trilogy.
Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) profile pictureMr. Chau@SrirachachauNov 4
Said it before and I’ll say it again, this song is awesome
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We were lucky to witness such greatness.
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Replying to @LaneJohnson65 @Eagles @NFL
Thank you for everything, Lane.
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DP me, boys
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@mark_kremer
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Ticket for tomorrow secured. Go birds.
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Sorry. Cheesecake bites.
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Cheesecake bites?
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Thinking about Sunday.
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my favorite post genre btw
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Winston Justice September 30, 2007 Meadowlands, NJ
The Extreme Music Enthusiast (@TheExtremeMusi1) profile pictureThe Extreme Music Enthusiast
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What's the worst live performance you've ever witnessed???
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joe bro@jbromoviesAug 30
Funniest joke in the whole movie I was almost in tears and started missing exposition
Mrs. Chloefanatic2009 (@Chloefanboy2009) profile pictureMrs. Chloefanatic2009@Chloefanboy2009Aug 28
First Look at Pepe Le Pew in Coyote vs Acme Now Out in Theaters Go and Watch the Film While You're at It #coyotevsacme @warnerbros @ketchupent
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RIP to the man behind the greatest line read of all time
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Hello if you live/work in Chicagoland and follow me I need you to give me a job so I can be with my wife and kid (dog) full time (or a remote job is cool too) my DMs are open and I am open to # anything #HireFink thank you for your time
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Replying to @sixhundredlbs
Masterpiece.
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Hello.
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Replying to @_ourt
ELA
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Replying to @gina_mariee_
We're done by Memorial Day so it's not too bad.
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