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Professional footballers who don't practice pens is such a huge ick considering how much one penalty could change your life. It's the difference between Arsenal being UCL champions and not, it decides your national team career at world cups.
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i need every cat on this planet to be happy forever
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It's so weird though. To have been tonked by a team ranked even lower than grimsby town and not feel anything. Truly winning the premier league is a magic elixir whose taste i had completely forgotten.
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Thanks
Please do well and exit the carabao cup at the first round next season 64 games in a season is insane
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🗣️ Fleetwood Town manager on Mikel Arteta: Q: Did you get the chance to speak to him after full-time? “No, because I've not. He shook my hand two or three times, and he was really, really gracious. I can imagine it's a really disappointing night for him. “But yeah, the way that he acted with class is amazing, really. And I would love to catch up with him, pick his brain and learn off the best. “But he's been really busy with media and all the emotion, like the crowd, so we've not managed to cross paths. “But he said ‘well done’ in the tunnel briefly and how well we did, and that was it. “And obviously, a show of class from him.”
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Wallahi I’m a scumbag @Arsenal you got me doing trophy gimmicks to Fleetwood
Replying to @ftfc
What a trophy
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Viktor Gyokeres and Kai Havertz on the same pitch
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2nd funniest football scandal of the year. narrowly misses out on top spot to Jorginho vs Chappel Roan
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The CCP's 1981 resolution documents Mao's arbitrary rule, concentration of power, undermining of collective leadership, and personality cult (Sections 18, 20, 24) characteristics associated with dictatorship. china.usc.edu/node/20941
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If it wasn’t obvious before last night, Saka would unironically be hated less if he was some deadbeat dad with multiple bms and a scandal every other month
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In another life...
spain players deadass feeding off merino greatness cruel world
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Girl your comparison tells me YOU are the “non-football oomf” because wtf 😭😭😭and who tf is ella langley ???
for my non-football oomfs this is like ella langley winning a grammy
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Mocking Saka after the great work he has done for charities and people across the world. 🏥 Funded 120 life-changing surgeries for children in Nigeria 🌍 Sponsored 100 pediatric surgeries across Kenya, Rwanda & Tanzania 🇹🇷 Housed 26 displaced families after the Turkey earthquake 🇲🇦 Built a village shelter for 255 people in Morocco 🎒 Donated 1,000+ school uniforms to families in West London 🎓 Funded academic scholarships for 20 international students Drop the agenda
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The face of a man that knows he has maybe 2 (max 3) chances to win the Ballon D’or before it becomes a yearly Max Dowman celebration ceremony for a decade or more
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lamine Yamal during Harry Kane's victory speech.
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dopamine from hating is so dangerous, felt like i just did a line
mbappe still ballon d’or-less 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Socrates award Saka— 1 Ronaldo and Messi— 0
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NOPE DAY 1
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Lewandowksi watching Kane win a Ballon D’or for statpadding in the Bundesliga
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Les presento a Kylian Mbappe, él va a llegar a los 28 años de edad sin Balón de Oro y sin Champions League. Aún así, mucha gente decide llamarle el mejor del mundo por goles al Schalke, al Eibar o al Racing. A ‘Kiki’ le armaron un proyecto a su alrededor en PSG y no pudo ganar el único titulo que le pedían, se fue y el club ganó dos veces seguidas ese trofeo. Llegó al Real Madrid que venía de encadenar Champions año de por medio y ya van dos temporadas con ‘el mejor del mundo’ donde no puede llegar ni a la final. El fútbol a veces es justo, que esta persona no haya subido a ganar el premio esta noche significa que este deporte sigue siendo digno.
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Saka winning the GoodYute’dor
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