I make things. And occasionally, people. she/her
Las Vegas, NV
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I’m not sure the school and I have the same definition of the word “quarantine”
They are only required to test on day 5 of the “quarantine” so “test-to-stay” also seems like a bit of a misnomer 🙄
ALT Message from the kids’ school: Test-to-Stay allows students to continue attending school in person during their quarantine process
Who decided that having a kindergartner glue 100 items to a shirt was a good idea and why do they hate parents?
To quote my 5-yr-old, “I just thought this would be funner”
#100DaysOfSchool
I think it’s time for @Apple to introduce a setting for when you’re sick. I’d like my watch to remind me to take naps and congratulate me in going a whole hour without standing up, thank you very much
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Every time I’m on vacation I paint walls.
It’s become clear to me that I don’t know how to vacation.
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Startup editions:
“Venture deals for the 2.19%”
“The hard thing about things that are hard for men but nearly impossible for you”
“Zero to 79 cents, or less if you’re a woman of color”
My kid is eating tater tots for breakfast, in case you were wondering what level of energy we’re bringing to the new school year
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I would rather we have no medals and Simone Biles than all the medals and no Simone Biles.
Watching her immediately go to congratulate and hug the ROC gymnasts 😍😍😍
Simone Biles is not just an amazing athlete but an all-around amazing person
The images that should be going viral right now:
1. Simone cheering on her teammates.
2. Simone going to hug the Russians when they won.
In likely the most devastating moment of her career, this is what she did. 🐐
#Olympics #TokyoOlympics #SimoneBiles
I grew up in the Seattle area. I remember one time when it hit 90F and we didn’t have to do the mile run in PE because it was so hot.
It’s supposed to be over 110F / 44C there tomorrow. Most people don’t have AC.
I’m so worried about people in the PNW. Be safe
In honor of Father’s Day, I’m going send our kids to stay with their dad for the summer. This is 100% altruistic and not at all because I need the break
