carol from pta

Adam Sandler walked so Billie Eilish could run

hey man we’re gonna be crying over spilt milk later if you wanna come over

i’m gonna hold your boobs when i say this

how it feels to be the first person to post their Spotify wrapped

the pill that Bradley Cooper was taking in Limitless was just magnesium

bury me with my notes app when i die

friends with benefits except the benefits are health dental and vision insurance

ever since I was a little girl I wanted to look up his family’s house on zillow

how do I make this about me

can I watch this election if i haven’t seen the last one

did you have to wear ur apple watch on your wedding day fr

restocking my 7-day pill organizer like i’m playing mancala

the sauna is a siren song for old men

goodbye hot girl Summer, hello little critter Fall

this picture will be studied in the future

please give trigger warning before posting for national bf day 😷

frontal lobe developed and i got an insane urge to own property

every IPA i’ve had tastes like cigarette water with a splash of perfume

Moo Deng has been added to the no-fly list.