caroline

did not expect the sequel to "hot girl summer" to be the "fall of man"

chat are these cooked

Avocado should be called Eggplant

Finn, finsta, fintech startup, finto bean,

Every week I email my family and say “first and foremost we are a business”

I got a voice note from my 4 year old niece asking her mom what things she can say… she said try “have a good day at work” so my niece said “hAvE a gOoD DaY aT wOrRrRKk… but mom what are some OTHER things I can say?!!!” And I felt her pain like why is conversation so basic!!

macron wants to change the word kiss to be sued

greetings fellow alumni

it’s so funny how many corporate meetings are essentially “big things coming, eyes on this space”

did a load of laundry first thing in the morning before a trip: nomlgoml forgot detergent: whhaaargqrblghxj

I love watching stories by my friend’s other friend to assess the quality of my friend’s environment

“whiskey, neat” me as a bartender: “thx (^~^*)”

sign up for my 6-week fishing course, by the end of it you will know how to: ✅ gain new clients ✅ start your own fishing coaching business ❌ fish

The mailman of disaster never strikes because the guard dog of my mind is always barking

coworker suggested a daily 8am meeting. we live in a prison of our own creation ☺️

decided to Marie kondo my clothes onto the floor right before leaving to spend all day out, and now my life is awesome, no notes

teach a man to fish and you lose a longterm transactional relationship

Jesus came back (they always do)

Just did my taxes to get them out of the way early

call me mc fibroid cause my flow 2 heavy