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Joined September 2020
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the last part in ocular miracle
theyre having discussions about what gd part has the most aura and no one seems to know theres a correct answer
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dbj might be the funniest guy around
i’m on an icee diet, i see icee and i ee cice
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MikeTheMagicMan retweeted
adhd meds kicking in: what if instead of Doing My Midterm, i unsubscribed from every single email subscription i dont need
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i'm such a lazy ass mf
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Replying to @noxiomm
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Why do people with users that sound like an illness keep viewing my profile😭😭😭
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COMPLETELY realistic reaction to seeing tua snaps
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I can't believe me and @DasherDoggie beat GRIEF
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How I feel adding up my attempts in my head instead of using a calculator
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jump
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How I raised the rent as an ethical landlord
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MikeTheMagicMan retweeted
Pretty simple. The right is constantly inventing totally crazy scenarios of gotcha moments that won’t happen to create a sense of hysteria. Here are the facts: — A trans woman has never played in the WNBA. In 30 years. — Trans women are barred from competing in women’s sports in the NCAA and the Olympics. — 29 states have banned trans girls participation in women’s sports K-12. — The Supreme Court ruled states can exclude trans girls from participating in women’s sports. Y’all won. Y’all got it. So why is the right still crying and whining about an argument that is backed by law and policy at virtually every level? Wait, I have an answer. They want to erase trans existence period and no amount of exclusion, degradation, or denigration will ever be good enough for them. SO they create these dumb, illogical, stupid-ass scenarios because there actually isn’t enough there for them to make a salient point. It’s fear-mongering bullshit that is designed to create a hostile environment for trans people. It’s weak.
Replying to @jemelehill
@jemelehill I’m a huge fan since way back to your ESPN days, but I don’t understand your stance here. Please elaborate?
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people who say Oppenheimer "immediately becomes boring after the bomb gets dropped" are unbelievably sus to me idk!!!!!
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MikeTheMagicMan retweeted
robert pattinson in the odyssey:
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Would straight up rather take my chances with the Super Shit Explosion Virus than assemble an entirely new diet that avoids fruits and vegetables #LetTheGamesBegin #ManVSParasite #WouldHaveSurvivedTheOregonTrailEasily
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im giggling what the fuck is my friend's desktop😭
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I've missed you so much, my friend. 🥹 #MKWorldWR
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im crine 😭
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