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onyx🏒 🦑🐙⚡️ retweeted
Lil Cat on the prowl 😼
Berkly Catton is already making his mark in the Kraken record books! After scoring in last night's game, he extended his point streak to 7 games - the longest in both franchise history AND the @NHL this season for a player 20 or younger.

ALT a 7-game point streak graphic for berkly catton. navy text in the bottom left says catton now holds the longest point streak in franchise history by a player 20 or younger. there are six photos of catton celebrating his goals throughout the streak, as well as a cutout photo of catton celebrating his most recent goal. during the streak, catton has three goals, five assists, and eight points so far.
my therapist and i just straight up listened to easter egg in my appointment bro waterparks really is better than therapy
onyx🏒 🦑🐙⚡️ retweeted
"go to hell" is basic. "i hope one of your teams star players posts his tip on main with a box of macarons" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying.
onyx🏒 🦑🐙⚡️ retweeted
If we had to vote in the elections of our home states, Florida would be VERY blue.
I promise.
Yall hate Florida but it’s the filth that came from YOUR states that keep it Red.
But we getting there.
onyx🏒 🦑🐙⚡️ retweeted
This is not the Florida I grew up in, these people do not care about our state, our beaches, for people’s health, or anything mildly important, their only mission is to suck the dick of Donald trump
onyx🏒 🦑🐙⚡️ retweeted
it’s so fucking exhausting to be a Florida native trying literally everything you possibly can to make a difference, but the fossilized boomers who keep moving down here are the ones deciding the future they won’t even live in
onyx🏒 🦑🐙⚡️ retweeted
yall passing amendment 3 like you don’t ALSO depend on public services. ask your local fire department how they feel. go sit with your local library. have a chat to after school programs. you fucked us all over and for money you won’t even see!
onyx🏒 🦑🐙⚡️ retweeted
Amendment 3 passing is the doomsday event. Rent is about to skyrocket, less transportation, more flooding issues and decades long “road work”, libraries and schools closing, less funds for emergency services and teachers. Just a disaster
onyx🏒 🦑🐙⚡️ retweeted
a republican transplant that wants to put data centers in our backyard won over a fifth generation floridian dedicated to protecting our environment... everyone is dumb
onyx🏒 🦑🐙⚡️ retweeted
being a floridian on the internet rn is like being in a cuck chair seeing your crush makeout with someone at a party
onyx🏒 🦑🐙⚡️ retweeted
truly actually happy for all the other states going blue today, from my local hellscape that is florida, congrats to yall 🥲
onyx🏒 🦑🐙⚡️ retweeted
Being a democrat in Florida feels like this… not only is most of your own state against your interests but you’re also a worldwide laughing stock 😭🫵🏼























