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florida
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HELLOOOOO FROM EVERYONE’S FAVORITE PARXCR TRUTHER
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experience kraken hockey
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pwhl tampa could save us
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Lil Cat on the prowl 😼 Berkly Catton is already making his mark in the Kraken record books! After scoring in last night's game, he extended his point streak to 7 games - the longest in both franchise history AND the @NHL this season for a player 20 or younger.
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my therapist and i just straight up listened to easter egg in my appointment bro waterparks really is better than therapy
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if anyone’s going to protect their goalie it’s brandon mfking montour!!!!
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"go to hell" is basic. "i hope one of your teams star players posts his tip on main with a box of macarons" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying.
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If we had to vote in the elections of our home states, Florida would be VERY blue. I promise. Yall hate Florida but it’s the filth that came from YOUR states that keep it Red. But we getting there.
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This is not the Florida I grew up in, these people do not care about our state, our beaches, for people’s health, or anything mildly important, their only mission is to suck the dick of Donald trump
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lowkey will block you if you shit on florida and you’re not floridian
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it’s so fucking exhausting to be a Florida native trying literally everything you possibly can to make a difference, but the fossilized boomers who keep moving down here are the ones deciding the future they won’t even live in
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yall passing amendment 3 like you don’t ALSO depend on public services. ask your local fire department how they feel. go sit with your local library. have a chat to after school programs. you fucked us all over and for money you won’t even see!
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Amendment 3 passing is the doomsday event. Rent is about to skyrocket, less transportation, more flooding issues and decades long “road work”, libraries and schools closing, less funds for emergency services and teachers. Just a disaster
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a republican transplant that wants to put data centers in our backyard won over a fifth generation floridian dedicated to protecting our environment... everyone is dumb
Byron Donalds has won the Florida gubernatorial election, defeating Democrat David Jolly. (via NBC) He becomes the first Black Republican to be elected governor in U.S. history.
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being a floridian on the internet rn is like being in a cuck chair seeing your crush makeout with someone at a party
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how it feels in florida watching all of these other states flip…
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truly actually happy for all the other states going blue today, from my local hellscape that is florida, congrats to yall 🥲
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non native floridians unironically have destroyed this state
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Being a democrat in Florida feels like this… not only is most of your own state against your interests but you’re also a worldwide laughing stock 😭🫵🏼
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Polls close in an hour (7pm) florida oomfs Go vote Now if you haven’t already God bless
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